Who is Huaka'i: Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson of Pua Mana 'Ohana

Who is Huaka'i: Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson of Pua Mana 'Ohana


(Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson of Pua Mana 'Ohana from the Planet Krypton)

Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson is member of Pua Mana 'Ohana & a Genetic Specialist representing Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank.

Recently our 'Ohana = Family has endured online attacks by rival seed companies hiding behind sock puppet muppet made up marijuana monikers & poser Pakalōlō profiles like "Greyskull Seeds" from San Diego & fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon seeking to take over the HI Cannabis "Industry" with shady suckafish styles & tuna fish tactics.

Pua Mana 'Ohana crossed paths with "Greyskull Seeds Maui" from San Diego when they were caught online disrespecting Uncles on Maui & claiming Hawaiian Pakalōlō strains like Maui Wowie (a old school Hawaiian sativa strain made world famous in the 1960's & 70's) were a myth so people would buy their mainland hybrid seeds.


(TOP LEFT: Maui Wowie old school Hawaiian landrace Sativa strain cultivated indoors under Hawaiian style photoperiod of 11/13 Light/Dark -- BOTTOM LEFT: Our Bradda Joseph who threw Summer Solstice Celebrations on Maui where he facilitated Peace, Love & Pakalōlō -- RIGHT: Greyskull the Grower from San Diego arrived on Maui in 2010 & began an online cyber bully campaign targeting local growers & breeders here in Hawai'i)

"Greyskull Seeds Maui" from San Diego took their salacious scam so far as to throw their very own fake cannabis cup competition (that they won of course) to promote their bunk bud brand.


(Photo courtesy of Joeygreen808 public Instasham profile. Joeyschemenotfromda808 is Greyskull the Grower's partner in crime representing "Greyskull Seeds Maui" from San Diego. Of course he won the fake cannabis cup they threw to promote their bunk bud brand #FakeDreads #FakeCannabisCup #FakeBudBelt)

Pua Mana 'Ohana served Greyskull San Diego & his gimpy ganja ganking gang up severely in this thread right here on The Hip Forums:

~ Where in the World is Greyskull San Diego? ~

No sooner had we served Greyskull San Diego & his gimpy ganja ganking gang of fake dread rockin' rasta impostaz' up for their Pakalōlō Piracy perpetration -- than a new pack of Pakalōlō Pirates arrived on the scene of Green...these Pakalōlō Pirates were wearing...pink..hats...


(Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon sells pathetic plastic pink hats made in Bangladesh & pesticide sprayed warehouse weed made in Oakland California)

When we confronted these punk pot pilfering Pakalōlō Pirate posers for attempting to pre-patent Pakalōlō strains released by Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank & even famous strain names like Kaua'i Electric with imposter versions that were really unstabilized hybrids with high Genetic Variation things got ugly...

To learn mo about the scandalous scams run by fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon check out this epic educational -- yet entertaining experience right here on The Hip Forums:

~ Pakalōlō, Patents & Plagiarism ~

Rather than come clean about their dirty deeds & Pakalōlō Piracy -- the pink hat peddling posers of fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon chose to engage in shady smear tactics similar to the punk pilfering Pakalōlō Pirates of "Greyskull Seeds Maui " from San Diego.


(Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon is slandering Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson of Pua Mana 'Ohana from the Planet Krypton while hiding behind fake profiles on Instasham)

Culture Vulture?

Not even close...

Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson of Pua Mana 'Ohana participated in Hawaiian Cannabis Culture here in Hawai'i during a day when our 'Ohana = Family members were losing our freedom for preserving our medicine.

Huaka'i is well known for bringing Big Island medicine to O'ahu during da droughts back in da day.

All these newbies & nug Nazi bud book burning haters hiding behind fake profiles began growing after it became legal & have no idea what goes on behind da scene of Green here in Hawai'i.

All they know is what they found (or planted) in Google search results.

It is rather idiotic & ironic that a poser Pakalōlō profile named PakalōlōPirate808 that is really run by Sol Kahn the Souless Con of the fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon, a lame loser who claims to be a "born & raised Kaua'i Native", would label a member of Pua Mana 'Ohana a "Culture Vulture" when Huaka'i is actually of Algonquin Native American decent?!?

What exactly is a "Kaua'i Native" by the way??

Isn't there a South Park episode about that???

~ South Park "Going Native" Full Episode ~

Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon & "Greyskull Seeds Maui" from San Diego have been running around like chickens with their heads cut off slandering Pua Mana 'Ohana while hiding behind fake Pakalōlō profiles & made up sock puppet muppet marijuana monikers.

Luckily what a Great man once sang so sweetly is a irrefutable Universal Law:

"Who Jah Bless no one curse" ~ Bob Marley & The Wailers from 9 Mile Jamaica

Our online 'Ohana = Family busted this underhanded behind the back suckafish scheme of a slander campaign the second it was perpetrated via the direct message feature on Instagram under made up sock puppet muppet marijuana monikers targeting one of our Genetic Specialists here at Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Seed Bank & a member of Pua Mana 'Ohana Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson from the planet Krypton:


(The canna-cowards of Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon initiated a slew of slander campaigns hiding behind fake profiles on social media like this pathetic post shared via direct message feature on Instagram by these obviously fake profiles @pakalolopirate808 & @braddahkai)

You can bet your boat full of bulk bud & warehouse weed -- if a new profile shows up online sending slander messages to you about an established canna-business it is most "likely" a fake profile run by failed drug dealers desperate to get in the game.


("Sabatoge" by The Beastie Boys performed by The Medicated Muppets from straight outta Sesame Street)

Beware is right...

As a Great clan once said:

"Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin' 2 f@&% wit" ~ The Wu Tang Clan from The Island of Shaolin

It is rather amusing that these now self proclaimed Pakalōlō Pirates have Phylos Bioscience test results proving Hawaiian Bloodline Bx1 by Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Seed Bank is a true breeding line with an extremely low level of genetic variation -- yet still attempt to slander rare Hawaiian Genetics we release?!?


(Hawaiian Bloodline Bx1 by Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank was Pakalōlō Pirated by fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon & taken to Phylos Bioscience in Portland Oregon in attempts to pre-patent Pua Mana Pakalōlō)

When disrespecting our Genetics failed miserably like the "breeder" of fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon; Sol Kahn the Souless Con's male modeling career -- they went after our 'Ohana = Family personally.

Their inept investigation into our backgrounds must have missed the fact Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson has a passion for serving cyber bullies up with a rhyme & several styles at a time.

While they did find out Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson was born in Massachusetts & went to middle school in Oregon -- they neglect to mention the fact he was sent to Hawai'i to stay with 'Ohana = Family before he was even old enough to legally purchase alcohol due to how much trouble he was getting into as a juvenile delinquent:


(This screenshot of the drama that went down on our old "Conspiracy Theories about Pua Mana Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank" shows cowards hiding behind fake made up sock puppet muppet marijuana moniker "waiuli" while using photos from Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson's Middle School Yearbook in attempts to get a response...The thread formerly known as "Conspiracy Theories about Pua Mana Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank" was shut down after decending into mad raw yo momma joke territory...We will not be repeating the same servings in this epic educational yet entertaining thread right here on The Hip Forums #OopsIDidItAgain #StayClassyCentralOregon #StayClassySanDiego)

Nice try Pakalōlō Pirates...

Da Peter Pan of Pakalōlō don play dat...

It was as a juvenile delinquent that Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson of Pua Mana 'Ohana from the Planet Krypton began his Huaka'i = Journey with Pakalōlō. He began partaking in the medicinal burning bush at age 13 & began cultivating it at age 15. His juvenile justice file reflects the truth that he has had a relationship with Pakalōlō for many moons.

Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson has lived in Massachusetts (home of Sour Diesel, Chem Dawg & Massachusetts Super Skunk), Oregon (home of High Times "Best Tasting Bud on Earth" award winner T.J.'s Organic Gardens Durban Poison along with the place Legendary Leader in the Cannabis Community Jack Herer returned to The Spirit World), Florida (home of Gainesville Green & Crippy) and here in Hawai'i on the Big Island of Hawai'i, Maui, O'ahu & Kaua'i (home of Kona Gold, Puna Buddaz, Maui Wowie, Blue Hawaiian, Moloka'i Hashplant also known as Moloka'i Frost, Moloka'i Purpz, Hawai'i '78 & Kaua'i Electric)

Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson is known in our island cannabis community as a fearless freedom fighter who brough Big Island medicine to O'ahu during the droughts when the war on drugs was in full effect & was instrumental in the founding of Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Seed Bank.


(Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson of the planet Krypton is a member of Pua Mana 'Ohana & a Genetic Specialists representing Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Seed Bank. All of our members do not yet feel comfortable coming out of the shadows & into the Light as legalities surrounding plant medicines are still in limbo...)

When Pua Mana 'Ohana needed someone to become the person of record so we could begin releasing rare endangered Hawaiian Genetics to the public -- Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson volunteered as he already has an extensive criminal history & is not worried about what people think of him online as he knows the Matrix (or internet = Skynet) is an illusional cybernetic construct where people hide behind selfie saturated profiles and create awesome avatars to represent themselves rather than using their real names.

Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson's passion for Pakalōlō preservation & Knowlege of Cannabis Genetics & cultivation is of the highest caliber. Pua Mana 'Ohana appriciates his contributions to our island cannabis culture Greatly.

~ Creating a Hawaiian Style Pakalōlō Grow ~

~ Hawaiian Style Photoperiod: Save Power & Get Mo' Flower ~

Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson has never claimed to be one of our Kānaka Maoli = Native Hawaiian members representing Pua Mana 'Ohana or whatever the bleep a "Kaua'i Native" is -- though his bloodine contains Mana = Spiritual Power passed down by 'Ohana = Family Ancestors of Algonquin Native American decent along with Tribal Celtic Irish & 007 Bond James Bond-esq English flavor.

Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson enjoys long walks on the beach at sunset with his four legged friends & scalping Pakalōlō Pirates in his spare time. He also enjoys writing about himself in the 3rd person while our Pua Mana 'Ohana Kūpuna = Wise Elders cheer him on.

While Pakalōlō Pirate posers claiming "Kaua'i Native" "born & raised" status can only trace ancestral lineage back 1 or 2 Hanauna = Generations here in Hawai'i -- our Emerson 'Ohana = Family roots run deep.

Dr. Nathaniel Bright Emerson has made contributions to the preservation of Hawaiian Culture & History like recording Unwritten Songs of Hula & translating the Mo'olelo Hawai'i by David Malo from Hawaiian to English, thereby allowing future Hanauna = Generations to share in the magic & Mana of David Malo's Monumental achievements.

Speaking of born & raised...

Dr. Nathaniel Bright Emerson was born & raised in Waialua on the island of O'ahu in 1839

#RealOldSchool #RealHIRootz #RealMustache

Nathaniel Bright Emerson

"Nathaniel Emerson" redirects here. For the American tennis player, see Nat Emerson.


Nathaniel Bright Emerson (July 1, 1839 Waialua, Oahu – July 16, 1915, at sea) was a medical physician and author of Hawaiian mythology. He was the son of Protestant missionaries John S. Emerson and Ursula Newell Emerson, and father of artist Arthur Webster Emerson.

He attended Williams College in Williamstown, Massachusetts, and served in the First Regiment of the Massachusetts Volunteer Infantry during the Civil War, during which he was wounded three times. After graduating from Williams in 1865, he studied at Harvard and the Columbia University College of Physicians and Surgeons in New York City, from which he graduated in 1869. This was followed by work at Bellevue Hospitalin New York City. In New York, Emerson was associated with Willard Parker, a surgeon, as student and assistant. For several years he was also clinical assistant to Dr. Seguin, professor of nervous diseases at the College of Physicians and Surgeons. He served as a doctor in New York until 1878, after which he relocated to Hawaii.

Emerson was an historian and writer of Hawaiian mythology. One of his efforts was the translation into English of David Malo's work on Hawaiian lore and customs. In 1909, the Bureau of American Ethnology published his book, Unwritten Literature of Hawaii, and his last work, Pele and Hiiaka, was published in 1915.

There is rumor of a small underground cult that believes it was in fact Dr. Nathaniel Bright Emerson who inspired the Magnum P.I. mustache movement of the 1980's -- almost 2 centuries after his birth!?!

Now that is some heavy HI influence.

There are streets named after our Emerson 'Ohana = Family on O'ahu & Graffiti murals representing Huaka'i on the streets of Honolulu:



("Huaka'i" Graffiti mural on South King Street in the city of Honolulu on da island of O'ahu)

Huaka'i
[Hawaiian Dictionary(Hwn to Eng)]
hua.kaʻi
nvi. Trip, voyage, journey, mission, procession, parade; to travel, parade.

Cf. kaʻi, to lead.

Kuleana kope | Hōʻike hou

Source: Nā Puke Wehewehe ʻŌlelo Hawaiʻi

When we return (after we burn) we will confront the injustices perpetrated upon other members of Pua Mana 'Ohana who were cyber bullied off of the internet by canna-crook cowards & Pakalōlō Pirates...

Stay tuned as we reveal the real about Pakalōlō Pirates who steal, scam, spam & are about to get slammed right here on The Hip Forums...

 

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While haters are going around behind Anoymous online profiles claiming that all of the work done by Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank is the result of Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson -- the truth is it takes a village to grow a crop of Pakalōlō.

Many of our Kūpuna = Wise Elders are wary of the internet and do not take pictures of their Pakalōlō plants after being traumatized back in da good ol' days when developing film with Pakalōlō pics put you are risk of being found out by authorities & prosecuted.

A new Hanauna = Generation of Pua Mana 'Ohana emerged on the scene of Green in 2014.

Pua Mana 'Ohana 00 Branch (00 = Oregon 'Ohana) was run by a few local Braddaz born & raised Kailua O'ahu who were going to the U of O on the mainland in Eugene Oregon.

Pua Mana 'Ohana 00 Branch created Kailua Pua, Pacific Triangle & Eddie Would Gold along with many of our graphic designs.


(Kailua Pua by Pua Mana 'Ohana 00 Branch)


(Pacific Triangle by Pua Mana 'Ohana 00 Branch)


(Eddie Would Gold by Pua Mana 'Ohana 00 Branch)

Papalolo808 was our Pua Mana 'Ohana 00 Branch Chief Genetic Specialist until he was cyber bullied off of Instagram, disrespected on Cannabis Forums that he was not even a member of & harrassed on his personal phone by Pakalōlō Pirates.


(Papalolo808 was cyber bullied off social media and was shadowbanned on Instagram after he had his posts flagged for removal)



The next Hanauna = Generation loves their cool online avatars and seem even mo reluctant than our old school Kūpuna = Wise Elders to share their real names online.

Perhaps part of the fun is meeting online avatar personalities & burning a doobie like:

"Yo you are @purplepeopleeater420 I love your pics & posts on Instagram dawg"

Pakalōlō Pirates representing that shwag fake sour dubble x butt bubble Greyskull San Diego liz-ife found out the real name of Papalolo808 and went around bad mouthing him in their shady online forum chat rooms just as they have done with Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson.

Strangely they omit his last name for reasons that will become obvious in a moment.

Papalolo808 was our Bradda Markham Chong.

When asked it he was related to The Chong of Cheech & Chong fame Bradda Mark replied:

"Aren't we all"


(Comedic Marijuana Masterminds Cheech & Chong blaze up a Hawaiian Style doobie of Maui Wowie & Labrador in the cult cannabis classic "Up in Smoke")

Papalolo808 was cyber bullied off of Social Media by Pakalōlō Pirates representing "Greyskull Seeds Maui" from San Diego.

Do you Pakalōlō Pirates even know about da Aloha Spirit or who Chong is & what he means to our Cannabis Community?

(Greyskull San Diego & Joeyschemenotfromda808 posing while flaunting their fragrant #FakeDreads with Legendary Cannabis Comedian Chong)

Well it looks like they know who Chong is...

Aloha Spirit...not so much...

Bradda Mark was one of our best & brightest genetic specialists & his contributions to our movement are major.

Sadly Papalolo808 is no longer sharing Aloha on social media & is taking a break from the Cannabis "Industry" to focus on becoming a Jedi Knight.

Mahalo nui loa = Thank you very much @Papalolo808 for representing Pua Mana 'Ohana and for being a part of our Hawaiian Pakalōlō preservation movement.

Stay tuned as we reveal the real about Pakalōlō Pirates who steal, scam, spam & cyber bully our Fam right here on The Hip Forums...

 

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Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon submit Hawaiian Trinity (a member of our HI Hybridz collection created & released by Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank in 2016) along with our Hawaiian Bloodline Bx1 & Hawaiian Duckfoot to Phylos Bioscience in Portland Oregon in attempts to pre-patent Pakalōlō strains that do not belong to them.



(Hawaiian Trinity by Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank is listed on Leafly)

"Just Say Know" ~ Leafly


(Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon submit Hawaiian Trinity to Phylos Bioscience in Portland Oregon in attempts to pre-patent Pakalōlō they did not breed or create)

#PakaloloPiracy

Worse yet they submit an unstabilized hybrid with high Genetic Variation inplace of the old school Hawaiian landrace Sativa strain Kaua'i Electric, who was cultivated on Mt. Wai'ale'ale on the garden island of Kaua'i for Hanauna = Generations & was made world famous in the 1960's & 70's along with her cousins Maui Wowie, Kona Gold & Puna Buddaz.


(Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon submit an unstabilized hybrid with high Genetic Variation inplace of the old school Hawaiian landrace Sativa strain Kaua'i Electric to Phylos Bioscience in Portland Oregon in attempts to pre-patent Pakalōlō strain names)

"That's not Hip Hop -- it's something else" ~ GURU of Gangstarr from a multi-verse far far away...

#ThatsNotKauaiElectricItsSomethingElse

When our Dank Detectives confronted fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon with our findings they got defensive & went on the offensive targeting our Genetic Specialists who were sharing Mana'o = Knowledge about Hawaiian Pakalōlō online while they were hiding behind made up sock puppet muppet marijuana monikers, rather that discussing their Pakalōlō Piracy perpetration & making Pono = Right for submitting Genetics by Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank to Phylos Bioscience in Portland Oregon in a feeble attempt to "pre-patent" strains that do not belong to them & spamming our Business Email Address at all hours of the day and night with a steady suckafish stream of their edited for content chumpsack challenge:


(Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon claimed Hawaiian Trinity & Hawaiian Bloodline Bx1 by Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank & are lieing about "breeding on Kaua'i since the 90's" #NoTegrity)

The facts are all here in this canna-case compiled for the epic educational -- yet entertaining experience known as Pakalōlō, Patents & Plagiarism right here on The Hip Forums as well as on fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon social media profiles -- not to mention the Phylos Bioscience Galaxy that proves the unstabilized hybrids they submit are a not even close to the real Kaua'i Electric or 70's Hawaiian.

"The data does not lie" ~ fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon

The pot pilfering plastic pink hat pushing Pakalōlō Pirate posers of the fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon do not care to discuss the facts -- they are hell bent on their false assumption that the 1st one to submit a strain under the name Kaua'i Electric to a laboratory that is not even in Hawai'i has the right to challenge local seedbanks to the rights to our Genetics.

We tried to explain the facts to these lame losers -- yet they did not understand how to read Phylos Bioscience test results or wanted to reinforce stereotypes about failed male models suffering from brain deficiency syndrome or something like that -- because what they did next is the polar opposite of intelligence:


(Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank Business Email Address was spammed with pornography and clone copies of the fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon chumpsack challenge for over a month)

Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank Business Email Address was spammed with pornography and clone copies of the fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon chumpsack challenge for over a month until we destroyed them on their new informative page on The Facebook.

As we recently found out failed male models do not like being served so severely on The Facebook with their own failed male model photography portfolio.

All of the emails were sent back to fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon and then in a stunning display of stupidity -- they sent them back from their Business Email Address with copies of their edited for content chumpsack challenge?!?

Who does that!?!

#SolKahnTheSoulessConFailedMaleModel

We would have had to track down the IP Addresses that signed our Business Email Address up for these sick sites to prove their involvement had they not made it easy to identify the canna-culprits by attaching edited for content copies of their chumpsack challenge.

Mahalo = Thank you for being so stupid fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon -- you really made this easy.

They also made Captain James T Kirk of the United States Space Force very upset by sending so much sludge to the Starship Enterprise email inbox:


(Captain James T Kirk of the United States Space Force is not happy about Sol Kahn the Souless Con failed male model or his pink hat pushing Pakalōlō Pirate posse)

It got so bad some of our sensitive 'Ohana = Family members had to stop answering emails as there were so many disgustingly sick emails arriving at all hours of the day and night.

In response we struck back with some of the most hilarious mad raw yo momma jokes Gmail has ever seen -- in the interest of 'Tegrity we will not be repeating those severe servings here on The Hip Forums, though you can feel free to ask Sol Kahn the Souless Con Failed Male Model all about it via his public profile on The Facebook.

The name Sol Kahn the Souless Con Failed Male Model hit a nerve it seems as soon the punk pot pilfering Pakalōlō Pirate posers of fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon had come up with a name for one of our Genetic Specialists representing Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank from Hawai'i Nei:

***WARNING GRAPHIC TURKEY EMAIL AHEAD PROCEED WITH CAUTION & BRING YOUR OWN GRAVY CUZ THIS ISH IS DRY & FLAVORLESS***


(Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon signed our business email address up for The Free Ones Ultimate Babe Site under the name TurkeyKerry man -- what a burn how will we ever recover from such a serving?)

Turkey Kerry huh...?

What about all that 'Tegrity fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon talks about in their mission statement & their edited for content chumpsack challenge??

There is no Turkey Kerry (or Dave) here though we do have a big ol' bucket of homemade Huckleberry jam to enhance the taste of this dry flavorless turkey style by fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon:


("Turkey Kerry...not quite...I am your Huckleberry though..." ~ Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson of Pua Mana 'Ohana from the Planet Krypton)



When we return we will teach these pathetic pornography pushing pink hat peddling Pakalōlō Pirate posers a lesson in 'Tegrity & get high with a lil' help from our Friends right here on The Hip Forums...


(Dr. Real Deal Randy Marsh & Da Night Nurse of Nugs Towlie of 'Tegrity Farms from South Park Colorado are not having this fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon B.S. & react accordingly when we return...)

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Ask Aktion all about da old school Pua Mana Pakalōlō packs of '98 Aloha White Widow from da Big Island of Hawai'i dat were flowing b4 mainland warehouse weed importers flooded our markets decimating local farmers livelihoods in da hood here in Hawai'i...

Many blunts & bongloads of Big Island budz were blazed a long time ago in a multi-verse far far away...



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Speaking of '98 Aloha White Widow...


'98 Aloha White Widow


1998...


"in a galaxy far far away"...


(from da mainland)...on the Big Island of Hawaiʻi...a strain of Pakalōlō arrived that delighted all Big Island ʻOhana who truly love high grade Pakalōlō with a passion!


She also really pissed off local growers of old school Hawaiian genetic landrace strains such as Kona Gold and Maui Wowie with their long sativa flower time -- even the super potent Puna Buddaz with her extra high levels paled in comparison to this new frosty gooey contender...


ʻ98 Aloha White Widow was born!!


She is potent,

she is resilient,

she never gets old!!!


Even over 17 years later she is still the #1 strain on the Big Island of Hawaiʻi in high demand in the HI state as she is known to leave minds blown. ʻ98 Aloha White Widow is everything you ever wanted in a Pakalōlō strain.


A clone only strain originating from one amazing White Widow cut on the Big Island of Hawaiʻi; passed underground to jungle growers and cannabis connoisseurs alike -- every one fell in love until many strains faded away due to the ridiculous demand for "da widz".


If you go Big Island and say:


"Get Widz?"


you will be treated to the finest hashy yet smooth tropical flavors you have ever encountered.


ʻ98 Aloha White Widow is truly one of the most legendary cuts of all time and now you can sample the wonder weed that started this epic Hawaiian legend and add her to your growing genetics library.


Yield: Nui = Big, Large

Flavor: Earthy, Diesel, Skunk

Flower time: 8-9 weeks

Photoperiod: Traditional 12/12

Indoor/Outdoor: Can/Can




#AlohaWhiteWidow


STRAIN REVIEWS @: LEAFLY

GENETIC HERITAGE @: SEEDFINDER



~ Pua Mana 'Ohana & Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank release our rare endangered Hawaiian Genetics for souvenir & preservation purposes ~

 

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Greetings Ganja Gumshoes!

When we last left off our Dank Detectives were about to serve up some serious sauteed #Beef to the pink hat peddling Pakalōlō Pirate posers of fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon as we get "High with a lil help from our Friend" Dr. Real Deal Randy Marsh of 'Tegrity Farms from South Park Colorado & a Genetic Specialists representing Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank named Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson from the planet Krypton:




(Dr. Real Deal Randy Marsh of Tegrity Farms from South Park Colorado teaches this pink hat peddling pussy-stick puffin Pakalōlō Pirate poser posse a lil' lesson in 'Tegrity)

'Tegrity by 'Tegrity Farms from South Park Colorado is coming soon to dispensary near you...

As image is such an important factor to fake failed male models & wannabe "breeders" a Facebook Fatality was deployed to end this nonsense once and for all:


(Failed Male Models do not #Like having their pathetic portfolios published on The Facebook)

Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon on The Facebook

The hilarious hashtag now known as:

#SolKahnTheSoulessConFailedMaleModel


("Blue Steal" by Sol Kahn the Souless Con of the fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon photo courtesy of fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon public Instagram account)

was instrumental in shutting down the endless email barrage bombarding our Business Email Address at all hours of the day & night as was this final fatality email sent in response to the fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon chumpsack challenge:


(And they lived happily ever after...)

Finally after hundreds of copies of the fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon chumpsack challenge flooding our Business Email Address at all hours of the day and night we were able to get back to business!


(The chumpsack challenge by fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon was sent hundreds of times along with spam mail to Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank Business Email Address)

Mahalo ke Akua = Thank God

&

Mahalo nui loa to our 'Ohana = Family right here on The Hip Forums & on The Facebook!!



Our Dank Detectives are currently in the process of unmasking all of the sock puppet muppet marijuana monikers spreading slander about us online & will be back next time wit mo of dakine...



Stay tuned as we reveal the real about Pakalōlō Pirates who steal, scam & spam right here on The Hip Forums...

 

And now here is a word from all of da punk pot pilfering Pakalōlō Pirates we have caught hiding behind fake made up sock puppet muppet marijuana monikers & pathetic Pakalōlō profiles:



"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for Pua Mana 'Ohana, a Genetic Specialist representing Pua Mana 1st Hawaiian Pakalōlō Seed Bank named Dr. Kerry Huaka'i Emerson & that illy silly dog Zu..."


(Sol Kahn the Souless Con of Fake "Hawaiian Seed Company" from Central Oregon is PakalōlōPirate808 on The Instasham)



Aloha a hui hou
Pua Mana 'Ohana

 

Born on Krypton Joke Credit:



"Contrary to the rumors that you've heard I was not born in a manger, I was actually born on Krypton & sent here by my Father Jor El to save the planet Earth" ~ President Barack Hussein Obama of The United States of America from The Planet Krypton

 

And now here with a Public #Service Announcement about Pakalōlō Pirates & Paparazzi here is The King of Pop Michael Jackson of The Jackson 5 from the Planet Krypton live & direct from Neverland Ranch:


("Leave Me Alone" ~ Michael Jackson)

 

From all of us here in Hawai'i, somewhere over the rainbow, representing dat Channel 420 Real News Team:


#RealNews #RealTalk #RealMustache


("Somewhere over the rainbow" ~ Braddah Iz of Hawai'i Nei)