Where in the world is Greyskull San Diego?

Where in the world is Greyskull San Diego?

Greetings Ganja Gumshoes!

This week our daring dank detectives have tracked that dastardly dreadlock donk Greyskull San Diego & his gang of cyber bully pot pushing pirates to the Hawaiian island of Maui!

Surely they could be up to no good...

Stay tuned as we get inebriated & investigate a medicated mastermind in action on this weeks episode of Where in the World is Greyskull San Diego...

Now a message from our sponsors:

 

RED ALERT GANJA GUMSHOES GREY SKULL SAN DIEGO SPOTTED OFF THE COAST OF MAUI!

 

Greetings Ganja Gumshoes!

When we last left off our dank detectives were hot on the trail of Greyskull San Diego on Maui where he was found promoting his invite only Aloha Cup competition in order to award himself his very own Cannabis Cup!

 

RED ALERT GANJA GUMSHOES GREYSKULL SAN DIEGO SPOTTED ONLINE IN THE MATRIX HARRASSING LOCAL HAWAIIAN GROWERS & BREEDERS ON FORUMS!

 

So are you like a band or something?

 

RED ALERT GANJA GUMSHOES!

New Greyskull San Diego Evidence Revealed!

 

We are playing a little online multiplayer dank detective game created in homage to the 1985 PC video game Where in the World is Carmen San Diego in response to an online smear campaign orchestrated by a dealer who moved to Maui in 2010 and began flooding the market with cheap mainland imports.

Undercutting local prices & putting Hawaiian farmers out of business was not enough for Greyskull the Grower from San Diego.

Greyskull can be found frequenting forums like IC Mag flagrantly bad mouthing local growers with his fragrant fake dreadlocks, attempting to erase the memory of Hawaiian sativa strains like Maui Wowie made popular world wide in the 1960's long before Greyskull and his numbskull party pooper pot pirates arrived!?!

Similar to Nazi book burning & back of the painted bud bus discrimination -- Greyskull and his criminal cannabis cronies have gotten us blocked from numerous forums when we attempt to defend ourselves & Hawaiian medicine destroying all records of Hawaiian history we present.

Everytime we serve them up proper they get our threads deleted & continue on with their online Pakalōlō eradication efforts.

And we thought the helicopters were bad!

Now we have fellow Pakalōlō puffers at war & shady seed companies posting fake reviews about us?

Pakalōlō is the Hawaiian Healing of the Nations and is here to bring us all together, yet Greyskull & his troll troop sow divisions everwhere they go.

We came to Hip Forums for asylum & to present our defense without being blocked or deleted for no good reason as has happened on other Forums where Greyskull & his gang gang up on us and still get served.

And now back to our regularly scheduled de-programming...

 

Fun Fact:

Did you know the original video game Where in the World is Carmen San Diego was created in 1985?

 

My favourite soda pop in Hawaii is ma'i kola

 

Pop Quiz time!

Did Greyskull the Grower arrive on Maui to flood the local market with cheap California imports in:

A. 2010
B. 1985
C. Born & raised local Hawaiian farmer

 

Pop Quiz time!

Is Greyskull the Grower from?

A. MAUI
B. SAN DIEGO
C. NONE OF THE ABOVE

 

Heads up Godzilla Glue Gumshoes!

Here is a little heated history lesson about bad guys attempting to erase history & burn books brought to you by Professor Indiana Jones:

 

RED ALERT GANJA GUMSHOES!

NEW GREYSKULL SAN DIEGO EVIDENCE REVEALED!!

***MOTIVE DISCOVERED***



Greyskull San Diego & his punk Pakalōlō pirates have been apprehended online selling California hybrid seeds with the name Maui on them for marketing purposes!

Could this be the real reason they claim Maui Wowie does not exist & bully locals online because they are selling generic Cauliflower California hybrid seeds & do not have any Hawaiian genetics in their simple seed bank?

Stay tuned for mo Where in the World is Greyskull San Diego after a word from our sponsors:

 

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Speaking of the power of Grayskull...

Greybull & his bunk bud buddies seem to have pull on other forums & are exerting their influence by having Pua Mana 'Ohana & other Hawaiian growers banned & our content erased as the true history of Maui Wowie runs contrary to their "all bud grown on Maui Wowie is Maui Wowie" scam.

Maui Wowie is a well known Hawaiian Sativa if you are interested in seeing thousands of reviews & laboratory terpene profile anylsis check out Leafly.

"Just say know" ~ Leafly

 

Where in the World is Greyskull San Diego?

Greyskull or some...thing was spotted on the...wing...there's some...THING on his head... #FakeDreads