Let's talk.

I am doing Irish ones here. lol

 

Ok, let's stay at the bar. I might fetch Lottie. lol

 

An Irishman is staggering home one night, a pint of whiskey in his back pocket. He slips and falls on his ass. He feels a liquid streaming down his leg and says, "Fie, I hope that's blood!"

 

lOL XXXX

cOME party
https://www.hipforums.com/forum/threads/rainbows-love-bar-2-0.509608/page-178#post-9268111

 

Even I can't understand that! lol

 

Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?”

“Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.

“And now someone is suin’ dem fast food restaurants for makin’ dem fat an’ cloggin’ their arteries with all dem der burgers an’ fries, is that true,?”

“Sure is, Patrick.”

“And that a lady sued McDonald’s for millions when she burned her tongue with that hot coffee that she ordered?”

“Yep.”

“And that a football player sued that university when he graduated and still couldn’t read?”

“That’s right,” said the lawyer.“But why are you asking?”

“Well, I was thinkin’ . . .

What I want to know is, can I sue Guinness for all dem ugly women It made me sleep with?"

 

I ran out of chat.
Can someone wind me up? Lol

 

Never mind, have a cuppa tea

 

Omg lol

 

I agree, the flower is better lol.

 

Ok let's chat. What are your plans today?

 

Meeting a friend I haven’t seen in two years, she was in America with a man she met online lol. It seems to have worked out well, so we will meet him today.

 

Wow sounds wonderful. Don't have tea in Harrods, it is a rip-off! lol
Must go. Have fun Nooka xxx

 

Ok have a great day.

 

Did CHAT lose its tongue?

 

Just watching a show last night and during a quiet period , I heard the cooing of doves. Such a pleasant , soft sound. Reminds me of my childhood running loose and hearing doves almost all the time, especially in the park across from my house.

 

Aww I get those in my garden Joel. xxxx

 

So, I guess it's obvious Will Smith wants Chris Rock to keeps his wife's name out his F'n mouth!

 

Oh gawd yes.