All entries in blog Duncan's Blog
2025
April
March
February
- Felt Up During Portraiture (by a married man)
- The Italian Wedgie
- "You Talked to Cousin. He Doesn't Speak to Anyone."
- I Offered Ginger Ale and Our Relationship Was Never the Same
- Texting : It's Just eMail to Your Phone (only shorter)
- "I Have Perfect Credit!" (REVISITED)
- Dinner for Two: $94.60 plus $18.92 cash tip
- The Old Spaghetti Factory
- Appetite Suppressant
- if you're going to San Francisco
- He Said, "They Called Me Sandni**er!"
- APHASIA
- The Refrigerator Came (REVISITED)
- Liver and Onions, Please !
- It Started with a Recipe for Ca Kho To (Vietnamese Caramelized and Braised Catfish)
- Have You Considered a 55+ Community ?
- Cadi with 6 on the floor
- A New Refrigerator/Freezer from BEST BUY
- My Male Heart-Centered Community
- Freedom to Speak
- The US President Defines ♂ and ♀
January
- I Neither Listen to the News Nor Weather
- Side pocket or Corner pocket ?
- Ball of Confusion (That's What the World is Today)
- Pulling Strings; Pushing Buttons
- Fideos Ticos
- Snow Fights in the Pelican State
- AX : Don't Leave Home Without It !
- el cinco de mayo, 2012
- La Cundina
- Arroz con Gandules [Revisited] 01 19 2025
- בְּרֵאשִׁית In the Beginning
- Friends Forever [Revisited]
- Standard Deviation
- Oh, How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning
- Lesbian Comedy
- Fires and Winds
- Schlüßelberg
- Stop pestering me. I've got things to do
- Hoppin' John. All the live-long day!
2024
December
November
October
- Buckwheat and Bowties
- I'm 100% Union
- Is soaking beans too much of a commitment ?
- Friend / Mate / Housemate / Soulmate
- Got Towed
- Day of Atonement
- PROP 3 Constitutional Amendment for Same-Sex Marriage (CA)
- Dad Would've Been 100 Today
- ¿Vas a Barcelona? Ojalá pudiese estar contigo.
- THE MEETING (Revisited...again)
- Miss Conception
September
August
July
- Why Don't I Like Will & Grace ?
- Why Are the Chinese So Good in Math ?
- C O L R
- I Hear Chinese Radio on My Phone
- If I Don't Ask, It's Not Because I'm Not Interested
- F A C E B O O K
- B4 She Died, I Bought her Three (3) Strainers
- Dental Appointment : No Analgesic Please
- Upcoming Road Trip : City of St Francis
- The Buddy Program
- Mr. Church
- Los Angeles Metro Steals My Money!
- Innovation Adoption Lifecycle
- Vanilla American German-Speaking Hippie
- Words are the Same. Pronunciation's Changed. Oh, and Different Music
- I've Come to Take it Black
- Not Yet July and the Crackers are a Firing
June
- I am neither Witch nor Pagan: What am I Then ?
- The Billys: A Heart-Centered Community
- PRIDE Month
- Prey [sic] Tell
- > $31 for water? What up with that?
- Ilocano Tête-à-Tête (THE MEETING Revisited)
- My Ban on Speakerphone
- Father's Day (Why Did You Ever Marry?)
- Meatless Lentil and Barley Soup (Revisited)
- Cable, and Internet, and Phone, Oh My !
- Raiding the Refrigerator
- THE MEETING (Rescuing His A** from Fire Revisited)
- The Year of the Earth Pig
- Rescuing His A** from Fire
- Leather
- "I have PERFECT credit!"
- Cousin T ... I'm MADDER 'n a wet hen !!!
April
March
- Plastic Dummies: Adults and Infants (! אֲנִי עָצוּבֿ מְאוֹד)
- I'm not a lawyer, but I play one at work
- Choose Your Battles Wisely
- Mis huevos se rompieron en el hotel
- Sinus Congestion = Concrete Boogers in My Head
- ISFJ (I am an "I", not an "E" Revisited)
- The Most Important Meal of the Day
- Tea-man Seeks Perfect Coffee Maker
February
- When Your Lifelong Friend Leaves (My Private Lady Baltimore Revisited)
- Nina, Pretty Ballerina
- My Noms de Plume? - Al Corriente or Oscar Rosa
- Left is Hot; Right is Cold
- A simple 'No' would have sufficed
- "You're a pig, Nick."
- Grieving: On Being One-Big-Hot Mess
- "That long hair makes you look stupid! "
- When Your TIme Comes, Will You Be Laid or Spread ?
- No-Spend February
- I Will Bring Tabouli
January
- Listening to the B-sides
- Empty Nest
- My Private Lady Baltimore
- .זי האָט דאָס פָּנִים פֿון אַ שײנער שיקסע
- My... Leading Men!
- Bank Fees Be Gone !
- The Hillbilly Kitchen - Donuts
- Sur le souvenir d'une mémoire à long terme
- Blogging vs Foruming
- Airport Longterm Parking vs Rideshare Company
- BIG SHOT: Needing to Have the Last Word
- I Dread Posing for My Passport
- My CRAIGSLIST Missed Connection Found Me !
- Dreamt of Sleeping with a Lesbian
- Singing the Living Tradition : Reading Number Six Sixty-Six
- Polly Sigh One Oh One
- Fit & Active (Pantry Essentials)
2023
December
- Wir sind von Dir sehr enttäuscht
- Murder for Hire is Not a Joke
- Left behind ( האַלבּער תּחת )
- cum Cibos
- Lock, Stock, and Barrel
- Eating a Meal Made with Food Stamps
- Arroz con Dulce, Arroz con Gandules, y Coquito
- Weblog
- "We'll Be Loyal Scouts" (WEBLOS)
- Holiday Lasagna
- The CRAIGSLIST Post
- Vegetarianus sine proposito
- Auto Asphyxia
- Depicting Life Events in Art
- My Most Prodigious, Jewish, Advent Box
- " Your Call Is Important to Us "
- No CEUs for Gay Hours
November
October
September
- Spices on a Rack or Lazy Susan
- You Are What You Eat (Revisited)
- Trash Scavengers
- On the bias; on the straight
- "Incoming Weasel!"
- I don't QR, so don't ask!
- Scouring powder
- Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
- "From the Fountain of Youth..."
- Would your thoughts change were the subjunctive removed ?
- Hibiscus Sadariffa
- Today, and for a while, I am a subject.
August
- "... the second most common cause of death."
- Bill Pay
- AO x4
- I Know More Dead Folks than Living Ones
- The Farmer and his Cream Separator
- A Short Poem (Homoerotic, yet suitable for office viewing)
- PISren-khaLO'Yms
- My Inbox from May, 2004
- Kicking a Tenant to the Curb
- My Favorite Color is a Food
- Filing a TImely Grievance
- Ethnic Yankee Fixes Rice and Beans
- Gamble Responsibly
- My MADISON Avenue P*ssy
July
- MMM, FFF, MFM, FMF
- I, Candy
- GrindR
- Ginger Gray, Not Lily White (Revisited)
- Necking, Spooning, Defined by One's Position
- Just a Smudge
- "Do you know who I am?"
- I would totally want him as a friend if he were real
- Keeping G*d in Captivity Has its Consequences
- ? װאו אַהין זאָל איך גײן
- Mating for Life
- My San Francisco Black Book
- *My* Chicken Soup : A Party in the Heart !
- 3-Way Sex Flush While Standing Without Poppers
- Senior Discount
- Blind Date
June
May
April
- Ginger Gray, not Lily White
- Don't Forget to Check the Expiration Date
- Appropriate
- I tend to avoid the hetero-normative patriarchal paradigm
- The News of Her Death Failed to Cheer Me Up
- Does Your Blog Have a Mission ?
- When Nurse Duncan Looks for a Pulse, He Usually Chooses Lentils!
- Cooking me some black-eyed peas... after the New Year
- Being choked makes me uncomfortable
March
February
- And often the cash register didn't ring
- self-indulgently carefree; unconcerned about or lacking any serious purpose.
- Not liking a cuisine doesn't make one a racist
- oh, and HAPPY V D to you
- 算 盤
- Qualche volta mangio la cena per colazione
- EFL
- Socializing Myself into a Bad Food Day
- Coming to a Farmers' Market Near You
- The Meal is Over
2022
December
November
October
September
August
July
- Write and Live on Your Budget
- Cuando Salí de Cuba
- Through the Wringer
- RELEASE ME !
- You're the One
- You probably need more CHERVIL in your life
- Sonne im Herzen will ich Dir schenken... heut' und alle Zeit
- Meatless Lentil and Barley Soup
- organic
- Where do hippies bank ?
- I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes...
- For a man, you have a strange preoccupation for women
- Spectator Stopping
- Historic Photos of UK Pride
- "Don't Fool With Fools Who'll Turn Away // Keep All Good Company"
June
May
- Water, egg, the Asset, Your Alternate Universe: A Universe of Sh*t!
- An Attractive Straight Man
- When you want to eat something, but HATE all of the ingredients
- You Don't Speak for Me
- Pressed and Dressed
- You Are What You Eat: I'm Mediterranean Now
- The woods are lovely, dark, and deep // But I have promises to keep
- ... como si tuviese una mazorca en el culo
April
- Would You Love Me More if I Were to Have Won the $420 million Lottery?
- Why should I trust you ?
- Have you ever been kissed on the veranda ?
- How much is too much ?
- And why, again, did you say, "Yes!" ?
- I Only Want to be with You
- The difference between 181 and 178
- Wandervogel ... "There was a boy..."
- If I could have a choice of what was [sic] delicious ...
- And in the blink of an eye, I found myself in the street
March
February
January
2020
2018
June
2016
2008
March
2007
December
November
October
September
- When the garments no longer accommodate...
- Cock : Return to Sender
- Here comes the rain again
- Who sees better ?
- on Having to Kill a Convert
- Keeping your sex a secret
- Mein Hauptziel : Meine beiden F??en wieder sehen zu k?nnen
- The birds and the bees --- On Giving the "Talk"
- Working Like a Hebrew Slave
- If I won the lottery...
August
- Have you ever loved a Michael before ?
- Maybe I'm Just Retaining Water
- Greedy is not Needy
- I thought the ad read " f R a t b o y"
- Penny-wise and Pound A**hole
- Duncan of Zone Sixty-seven
- 1734... it's a British thingie... I think
- Se?ora JK Candullo
- mIRC or Internet Relay Chat
- C'est une maison bleue // Adoss?e ? la colline
- Do chicks like you more than guys ?
- Join the Unhooked Generation/It's a Matter of Life and Breath !
July
- The Continental Life
- Who ARE you people ?
- What's in front of the Tundra ?
- Cheap ? or Just Poor ?
- ? Cu?ntos a?os tiene este caf? ?
- And Top it off with a Petit Four :)
- And who doesn't love afternoon tea ?
- No One Says, "No," to a Finger Sandwich !
- The Office Refrigerator
- I Speak Old(e) English
- Cleaning Up the Hen House
- I Didn't Know That... and I'm FROM Ohio !
- Talking to the Pilippines
- He is smart, if not TOO bright, for the job
- Passing Judg(e)ment on a Shopping Cart
- m4m <=== What do you make of this ?
- I'm Like a Girl when it Comes to Auto Mechanics
- Happy Birthday, Amerika !
- Why Starbux sux... I M H O
- Pissed Off
- Dreaming
June
- Cruce con la Verde, en el Medio Pierde
- Movie Themes I Will Not Watch
- The Prosecutor of Paris
- Chili Size
- Two Casualties
- Don't Forget to Thank the Cook
- Your Chicks are in the Mail !
- Mangiare per due persone
- Goals : Short- and Long-Term Ones
- A Post-It from "Bill"
- The Eat Out
- Dirty Language
- ...on being an insincere rich bitch
- Blue American / Red German
- Nina, Pretty Ballerina
- Prodotto e Servizio
- A Day in the Ward
- 0420 and 1620
