zombie fighting team

Waking Life · Oct 15, 2008

chuck norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. classic.

mystical_shroom · Oct 15, 2008

zilla939 said:

who are the five fictional characters you would want on your team against a bunch of undead fuckers?

the characters can be cartoons or humans, but they must be fictional.

bear in mind that they could get bitten, become zombified, and end up turning against you at the most inopportune of moments.
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Toxic Avenger
Sloth
one of the rabid grannies from Rabid Grannies
Shredder
and of course Ash from Evil Dead...

list is lame but they are people I want as my friends..

DonGenaro · Oct 15, 2008

I want Wonder Woman on my team so I can fly in her invisible jet

Funkateer · Oct 15, 2008

stalk said:

Bruce Campbell without a doubt.
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I got bruce on my team to

it would be bruce campbell
fucking neo from the matrix
samuel l jackson from pulp fiction
(im tired of these mother fuckin zombies in this mother fuckin mall!)
Ahhhnolld from terminator
and just for shits and giggle scooby doo
(ive been told I look like shaggy it just seemed to fit )

Funkateer · Oct 15, 2008

nesta said:

again, bruce lee is not a fictional character.

however, i will say this: the great thing about your allies is if they become zombies themselves, they may become dangerous, but not nearly so dangerous as they were when living. zombies are slow and stupid, and you aren't at risk of a sharpshooter or kung fu zombie
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BULLSHIT

have you never seen the 1982 epic KUNG FU ZOMBIE

Best martial arts movie ever

Jaitaiyai · Oct 15, 2008

nesta said:

and i think you'll find this site ALSO makes a bunch of rediculous, bullshit claims

the internet isn't always the best place to go for accurate information

and chuck norris is still a fucking douche nozzle
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Dude, it was a joke. The site I posted is full of fucking jokes. sheesh.

nesta · Oct 15, 2008

Jaitaiyai said:

Dude, it was a joke. The site I posted is full of fucking jokes. sheesh.
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i know.

and the site i posted is run by some fucking jokes.

take it easy:cheers2:

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