zombie fighting team

hmm

Mario
Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
Jim from Adventures of Huck Finn
Lennie from Of Mice and Men
Rock me sexy Jesus from Hamlet 2

 

You're right of course (what was I thinking) it's nothing more than a simple case of Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy


Hotwater

 

batman
superman
kyle rayner as ion
sodam yat as ion
and Orion.

 

Of course the mum is like "she eats dead bodies there must be something wrong with her" just so she can take her to the docs for attention even though it is a perfectly normal urge to eat human brains.

I think thats why the mum over reacted to being stabbed, she thinks if she makes a big fuss about it she will get attention when really her little zombie girl just needs her love and acceptance

 

I would choose...

an giant asteroid,
black jesus


brian boitano


Bubbles


and obviously, the ultimate warrior

 

On my team I would choose..

1) me- cause i would love to crush some Zombie skulls
2) Al Bundy
3) Stanley Ipkus with his mask
4) B.A. Barracus
Forget it..I will just take the whole A-Team..I love it when a plan comes together

 

good choice, but its Inigo Montoya, not Indigo.
I second this choice, and add Fezzik the Giant for his strength

I would also like to pick Dr. Peter Venkman


I'll also pick Ms. Beatrix Kiddo. She does pretty well for herself when surrounded by highly skilled fighters, she should have no issue dealing with a crowd of braindead zombies.


Baron Munchausen's imaginative planning strategies may come in handy.

 

Jack Torrence, because he's handy with an axe and not reliant on ammunition, and because every vigilante group needs at least one loose cannon.


Also, because I don't want to be sued for not hiring a diverse workforce, I pick this guy.

 

bruce lee and some ninjas

 

bruce lee is not a fictional character, he's a martial arts movie star

 

I would definitely have to take miho.



and my man Bruce



I'll have to think about the others. This is a serious matter.

 

again, bruce lee is not a fictional character.


however, i will say this: the great thing about your allies is if they become zombies themselves, they may become dangerous, but not nearly so dangerous as they were when living. zombies are slow and stupid, and you aren't at risk of a sharpshooter or kung fu zombie

 

but he uses his name in his fictional stories doesnt he

 

tyler durden
and the narrator
from fight club.

that would fucking rock.

 

mmm, yeah I forgot about the fictional bit.

So, I'll swap Bruce for big mac.

 

Jackie Chan and Chuck Norris.

They may be real, but mention it and Chuck Norris will whip your ass.

 

chuck norris is a fucking puss

 

I think you'll find this site begs to differ.

 

and i think you'll find this site ALSO makes a bunch of rediculous, bullshit claims

the internet isn't always the best place to go for accurate information

and chuck norris is still a fucking douche nozzle