You're all wankers

Okay, all you motherfuckin snaggle **** cocksmoking fucktards! Lick my fat hairy American ass!

Damn! That felt good to get out of my system.

 

what ever fuckface

 

yes you too
o person who goes swimming in sewage and likes to bath in the urine of a thousand syphilitic monkeys

ooooo ooooo i like this day

 

man you are good at these insults Ms Rose considering you are a fuckwit

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!!

/obligatory

 

I know.. you slut!

 

Think of something original, you festering hemmorhoid!

 

Leave him alone you mammoth!

*is horrible at insulting people*

 

mammoth isn't a bad start. try throwing in a couple of fucking adjectives next time. Maybe some cussing and shit.

 

look you yankee arse wipes! Get your arses in gear and stop insulting like girls

 

blow me!

 

erm, damn you all!

 

Fuck all you limey bastards, being born non-yank!

 

Right, you bunch of donkey tossing shit eating fuckfaces


National Insult Day is coming to a close...in the UK at least. The US, I guess, still has at least six hours of insulting to go. So, did you enjoy the first National Insult Day? Do you think it's lived up to the hype? Would you participate in another one next year?

Pissoff_13

 

It actually ended 47mins ago Mike...

you have offended us all

Naughty Pissoff_13

 

eat my shite..

 

Well, it's still early in the evening over here, so I guess I still have time to throw in a few more choice words and phrases.

First off, I'd like to say Fuck you very much for this day to be able to stick it to you all. I mean it from the bottom of my hearts when I tell you that you're all as special to me as a steaming pile of yak dung. I hope you all get a severe case of jock itch, run out of toilet paper, and wash your whites with your reds!

To close this post, I'd like to share a little poem that has very little meaning to me, or to any of you. So piss off!

When I'm in a sober mood I worry, work, and think.
When I'm in a drunken mood I gamble, play, and drink
When my moods are over and my time has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down so you all can kiss my ass!

Can't wait until next year!

 

I wonder how many people used this as a cloak to vent how they really feel about the others...

 

Who knows jimmmmmmy!!


This is now locked :H