How about people in the office who can't just stay quiet for more than three Goddamn minutes. Every few moments they must start whistling, nothing in particular, or yawning really loud or beating on their desk like their own personal set of bongo drums. SHUT THE FUCK UP, PHIL!!!:banghead:
People who purposely speak extra loud on the bus or in public as they want to appear like they're having an incredible time. This includes people on cellphones.
not really recent, more like ongoing All the one sock I seem to have...how do you loose one sock??? When someone leaves a bar of soap in water or damp and it goes all gooey..............yuck! On the bright side. the list is not long and not so bad.
oh! when i forget to take my medicine and have to take it later than usual and it leaves me feeling all fucked up.
Being bothered while I'm eating. I don't mean being interrupted by the phone or getting attacked by a begging cat.. I'm talking about all out scootching. My bf does this EVERY time! He'll finish eating before I do and I guess he gets bored because he'll slide over and start tickling me or scratching me with his beard or poking my tits or something equally irritating... GTFO! It takes every ounce of will inside me NOT to ram a fork directly through his eye. Let the fat kid finish eating and no one gets hurt!
When a blister on my foot gets infected when I was trying to be productive handing out resumes but forgot to wear socks with my shoes.......now I have to go to the doctor.
I'm pretty sure there isn't a driver in Houston who wouldn't run over the old lady in exchange for the extra few seconds.
I've run over a couple. I have never come across them before, back home it usually animals in the road. Ooh another - sheep, goats or deer standing in the middle of the road and you have to get out of your car and literally push them aside.
Cutesy dogs are like that too. Something about being bred to have a bow in your hair removes all fear of a ton of metal screeching towards you.
laundry (DO NOT TOUCH!) something always goes wrong if i don't do it myself, girl got the ban hammer from doing laundry.
I throw all my clothes in the washer and use detergent. Also don't fold. Like I said earlier, I'm a bad man.