Your pick up line is?...

Maybe people think that the use of this in real life makes them appear as if they have a great sense of humor? Everything's possible.

 

Real life? These are jokes, which is the reason for them being in the Humor forum (Forum Description: Post jokes, funny stories, humorous experiences, whatever stokes your funny bone), do the words, lighten up, mean anything to you?

 

I was just messing with you people. I guess that's my idea of humor

 

I dunno if this one was said or not, but my faveourite is
"was your daddy a farmer, cause baby you were born to raise cocks"

 

Well then, could you pick this up for me?

 

"You have a cute nose-did you pick it yourself?"

 

Or,for the 'larger-boned' lady;

"You don't sweat much for a fat chick,do ya!"

 

Then there's the 'sweet-talkin' approach;

"You must be an angel,fallen from Heaven-and it looks like you landed face first!"

 

Of course,if you want to be an instant fanny-magnet,there's always;

"Either you stink,or I farted-and I'm still dry!"

 

Have you ever loved a teddy bear?

 

Puggybear, if you are going to go there, how about:
You look like a million bucks, all green and wrinkled.
Or
You look like a million and every year of it.

 

Baby I'll make your pinkie all stinky

 

Lmao! :2thumbsup:

 

Ah, "your skin is so creamy, I bet you've never even had a zit on your ass."

 

"Turn around bitch I've got a use for you, besides, you ain't got nothing better to do, and I'm bored."

 

Are you a natural red head? I'm trying to collect the whole set.

 

"You'll buck like a bronco-I've put sand in the Vaseline!"



[I'm not very good at chat-up lines....]

 

I noticed.

 

Are you female? If you are then you're my type!

 

You’re handsomer than George Clooney and Brad Pitt – rolled into one!
LOL