Your pick up line is?...

"Is anyone drunk enough to screw me yet?" is mine lol

 

"I've got this crazy birthmark on my pelvis, you should check it out."

 

haha my friends told me these were you raised on a chicken farm cuz you sure know how to raise some cocks

 

wanna fuck?

 

Do you come here often?

Dayummmmm shawty you the illest.

 

Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?

 

Get right up in her ear and whisper







I wanna fuck your brains out



it won't take long

 

Excuse me, but, does this smell like chloroform to you?


works every time

 

Pickup lines are great only...I take things literally so....usually the straight to the point ones work...
I was in bed with a guy, we were smoking a joint. And he said, come on, it feels good, lets feel good together man.

So of course my response was..
Doggy style?

 

"I just got out of prison."

Someone used that on me the other day on the bus. He also said he hadn't seen a girl in four and a half years and that he had a thing for redheads. I'm not really redheaded but whatever. lol

 

hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'

 

these are some my friend told me haha there pretty lame do you wash your pants with windex cuz i can see myself in them do you work for ups cuz i saw you checking out my package did you get a tickt cause you have fiiinnee written all over you.

 

have you got a map? cos am lost in your eyes...

 

umm... well... i have not used pickup lines in a while, seems girls here don't respond to them. they are either too dumb to understand it, or are intoxicated in love with rappers, actors, or any other fictional being.


but... these have worked for me in hotels here and trips to the US:

"i'm Puertorrican"
or
"you know, I speak spanish"
also...
"i play the guitar" (english and spanish)
also....
"do you want me to teach you to dance?" (this includes salsa, merengue, bachata & reggaeton)


or.... I just stare @ them and smile. I dunno why, but it works.

 

nice shirt. lets fuck

 

would you like to do a line of blow?

 

lets play army, i'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me

 

"I'm horny"

 

Your place? mine? or should we just head to the nearest public restroom?