Your pick up line is?...

whats your* down payment? cause i wanna own you for life

 

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be

 

apparently on MDMA its "can you rub my chin?"

 

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

 

I'm drunk. You're drunk. Let's fuck.

And

Stop resisting.. it will all be over soon.

 

"You'll do."

You have to point at them though just to make it clear that they will do.

 

in your endo

Hah, I love that one.

 

Is your dad an astronaut cause it looks like he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

 

Your mum said she would be really disappointed in you if you don't have sex with me.

 

This face is taking the 9;10 outta here, be on it.

 

"Hey why don't you lower your standards a little? I've clearly lowered mine."

 

lol

 

Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw
(Jimmy Buffett)
​

 

Nice legs. What time do they open?

 

Why don't we do it in the road
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road
(Beatles)​

 

I have only three months to live.

 

okay these are really funny but considered adult humor:

Me: You must be Sargent, because you're making my privates stand at attention.
LOL
Him: If I were a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
LOLL

 

haha nova tought me this;

"is your dad a farmer because you where born to raise cocks."

 

you wanna trade panties?