Your pick up line is?...

the back of your head is ridiculous! do you got a boyfriend? is he big is he tall is he coming back? can i have your number?

sorry funny from madtv

 

How much do you charge?

 

Can I feel ur boobz?

 

Have you ever been south of the border?

 

can i kiss the most beautiful girl in this party? :love:

no. :gorgeous:

then let me kiss YOU :crowngrin:

 

Its now or never babe.....;-D

 

I want you. I mean I want to get to know you.

 

Come! You will be my woman tonight!


It doesn't matter if you're saying this to a guy either.

 

Mir Beetch......;-D

 

how are YOU doing?

lol

 

i feel lonely tonight... ;l

hehe

 

if you were my only, you would never be lonely..

 

make it happen then..lol

 

quick, kiss me!

 

Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?!

 

I'm gettin tooooo old for games girl, so just get neekid and make an old geezer happy!....;-D

 

Excuse me, if I go this way will I be able to reach your heart?

 

Can I follow you ?

 

When was the last time you saw a old geezer neekid?....;-D

 

"Help me... I've fallen, and I can't get up."