Your pick up line is?...

I think its time for 69....;-D

 

Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
You sure are looking good.
You're everything a big bad wolf could want.

 

WOW this thread is still going!

 

I'm honestly no good at pick up lines.If you're really confident and you have it to hand you can smash some ice on the floor and say "There - that's broken the ice!".Actually I really like it when a girl/woman/female type entity actually comes on to me and makes it obvious she likes me.But that's a rare occurrence,more's the pity.It happened to me once.This girl at a party just came up to me and said "Do you want a relationship?".I said yes and we did.Her name was Ruby and she was Gorgeous.Stupidly I dumped her because I thought she wasn't on my wavelength and also because she would't kiss me,even though we had sex, because the particular branch of Islam she she professed to believe - she was Indian - forbid kissing.As kissing someone you love and find attractive is just a about my favourite thing in the universe I had to dump her.I wonder what she's doing now.Bless her heart...

 

There's already a banana in there-it appeared as soon as I took one look at you

 

While you are on your knees, would you mind a little tube steak boogie?..... ; )

 

"I've got a gun, bitch, get in the car."

Stolen from some long-forgotten Comedy Central dude.

 

I've a car, get in the gun...ah er... what was that again? I always get nervous when it comes to this sort of thing.

 

i've got a car and a gun,get in the boot ha! ha!

 

Now I'm really confused, are you from Ireland.

 

no time for picklines now brother,jump in quick before he catches up with us.i'll let ya outa the boot when it's safe. ha! ha!

 

I have candy!

 

Since I drive for a living, why don't you let me drive and you get in the boot an' I'll let you out when it's safe.

 

Do you have something I could put this in?

 

i hope no one has posted this yet, but its gotta be one of my favorites (and the best one i can translate to english)

'' wow, that dress you're wearing is amazing... would only look better in the floor of my room... haha ''

 

You do realize they'll never let you on the plane?


Cuz you're the bomb,,


(Not to be used at an actual airport, lest you run afoul of the local LE)


And by the way,,

Two things never to shout on a plane:

"Mom!" (sounds like "bomb")

and "Hi Jack." (assuming Jack is, indeed, on the plane,,)

 

in the bar, approach her and say

''wanna have sex with the most handsome guy in this bar?''

''no. '' :tongue:

''then have sex with me''

 

I do.

 

You're HOT, so take all your clothes off.......;-)

 

Lets do some fleshdancing.....;-D