Your pick up line is?...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sweetleaf63, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I think its time for 69....;-D
     
  2. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey there Little Red Riding Hood,
    You sure are looking good.
    You're everything a big bad wolf could want.
     
  3. Sweetleaf63

    Sweetleaf63 Senior Member

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    WOW this thread is still going!
     
  4. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    I'm honestly no good at pick up lines.If you're really confident and you have it to hand you can smash some ice on the floor and say "There - that's broken the ice!".Actually I really like it when a girl/woman/female type entity actually comes on to me and makes it obvious she likes me.But that's a rare occurrence,more's the pity.It happened to me once.This girl at a party just came up to me and said "Do you want a relationship?".I said yes and we did.Her name was Ruby and she was Gorgeous.Stupidly I dumped her because I thought she wasn't on my wavelength and also because she would't kiss me,even though we had sex, because the particular branch of Islam she she professed to believe - she was Indian - forbid kissing.As kissing someone you love and find attractive is just a about my favourite thing in the universe I had to dump her.I wonder what she's doing now.Bless her heart...
     
  5. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    There's already a banana in there-it appeared as soon as I took one look at you ;)
     
  6. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    While you are on your knees, would you mind a little tube steak boogie?..... ; )
     
  7. Revenant79

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    "I've got a gun, bitch, get in the car."

    Stolen from some long-forgotten Comedy Central dude.
     
  8. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I've a car, get in the gun...ah er... what was that again? I always get nervous when it comes to this sort of thing.
     
  9. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i've got a car and a gun,get in the boot ha! ha!:)
     
  10. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Now I'm really confused, are you from Ireland. [​IMG]
     
  11. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    no time for picklines now brother,jump in quick before he catches up with us.i'll let ya outa the boot when it's safe. ha! ha!:)
     
  12. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    I have candy!
     
  13. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Since I drive for a living, why don't you let me drive and you get in the boot an' I'll let you out when it's safe. [​IMG]
     
  14. zengizmo

    zengizmo Ignorant Slut HipForums Supporter

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    Do you have something I could put this in?
     
  15. funktastic

    funktastic Senior Member

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    i hope no one has posted this yet, but its gotta be one of my favorites (and the best one i can translate to english)

    '' wow, that dress you're wearing is amazing... would only look better in the floor of my room... haha ''
     
  16. arthur itis

    arthur itis Senior Member

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    You do realize they'll never let you on the plane?


    Cuz you're the bomb,,


    (Not to be used at an actual airport, lest you run afoul of the local LE)


    And by the way,,

    Two things never to shout on a plane:

    "Mom!" (sounds like "bomb")

    and "Hi Jack." (assuming Jack is, indeed, on the plane,,)
     
  17. funktastic

    funktastic Senior Member

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    in the bar, approach her and say:rolleyes:

    ''wanna have sex with the most handsome guy in this bar?''

    ''no. '' :tongue:

    ''then have sex with me'' :cool:
     
  18. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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  19. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    You're HOT, so take all your clothes off.......;-)
     
  20. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Lets do some fleshdancing.....;-D
     
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