Your pick up line is?...

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd replace "P" with "E" and vice versa, and add "T" after "P" and then "V" and then "Z" so that all the letters ending with an "E" sound would be connected and make it flow much nicer.

But that would be in a perfect world,

Wanna fuck?

 

Im duke barwalker, Im here to rescue you.. (while walking on the bar of course ..

 

Darling, you be the lock and I've got the key,
just come home with me and I'll set you free.

 

Ive never asked a 3 headed lady out before, so how about it lady lady lady u and me. .. ..

 

Let me take you higher.

 

I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back…. Nice Ass..

 

Want to get married and live happily ever after?

 

Hey baby, you should be like, in a video or something

 

you see this medal .. got it in nam, you like Russian roulette?

 

You ever been to Paris in the spring? Want'a go?

 

I'll bet you 5 bucs that you can't swallow all of this.....;-0

 

Could I see your tan lines?....;-D

 

I can turn you on, just as much as I can turn you off..

 

Would you squeese my lemon till the juice runs down my leg?.....;-D

 

Can I put my banana in your pyjamas?

 

If you asked me if anything is worn underneath my kilt, I'd have to say no....
it's as good as new.

 

well, ya could always loose the kilt an poove it ha! ha! :2thumbsup:

 

Why the "ha, ha" thing dear? I know you're a woman of real considerable presence for action.

 

I'll show you mine, if you show be yours.

 

come to me you weary and I will give you rest