Your pick up line is?...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sweetleaf63, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    In a former life I was a photographer, would you consider doing a photo shoot for me?.....;-D
     
  2. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]
     
  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I've been an admirer of yours ever since you walked into the room. [​IMG]
     
  4. shameless_heifer

    shameless_heifer Super Moderator

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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again.
     
  5. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    You're lucky you're hot because you're a shit dancer.
     
  6. andallthatstocome

    andallthatstocome not a squid

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    nerd pickup line:
    "I wanna add myself, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply."
     
  7. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    this is a nice line
     
  8. Moe420

    Moe420 Banned

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    There's a party in my pants and I want you all to come.
     
  9. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Do you believe in magic? [​IMG]
     
  10. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Isn't it time for your bath? May I join you?.....:)
     
  11. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I find you pleasant to talk to, want to go for a walk? :)
     
  12. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    only if ya dont mind a sneak inta the bushes along the way. ha! ha!
     
  13. Giant

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    Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moon light?
     
  14. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    If I had a good pick-up line, you would certainly be the one I'd use it on. [​IMG]
     
  15. Maicaaheart

    Maicaaheart Guest

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    " Can iSee your phone ? "
     
  16. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    i'm out right now 'but if ya leave a message i'll get back ta ya. ha! ha!
     
  17. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Have ever wondered what it would be like to have an everlasting love in your life? [​IMG]
     
  18. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    wonder no more babe,i've arrived. ha! ha!
     
  19. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    ^ When was the last time the teacher got spanked?....;-D
     
  20. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    Would you like to be Mama to my Daddy? [​IMG]
     
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