Your pick up line is?...

The other day a random lad actually said "I'd love to bend you over and fuck you hard from behind." I laughed, said "thank you" and carried on my merry way.

 

Could we just fondle each other for a couple of hours?....;-D

 

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

 

Hey, isn't it time we did the nasty?.....;-D

 

Weren't we lovers in another life?

 

You look like my second wife! and I've only been married once.

 

The time for us baby, is NOW!.....;-D

 

Geif meh ur genetalia naow

 

This isn't my line; it's a line a heard someone use.

"Hi, my name is ______, and I will be your sexual partner for the evening."

 

I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape.

 

I'll bet you five bucs that you can't make me cum.....;-D

 

i knew ya could'nt afford me. ha! ha!

 

I thought I knew what beauty was until you walked in and made all beauty I'd seen till now a lie.

 

Why fight it, its fate, lets just get neekid and get to know each other better!.....;-D

 

"Girl trust me, you will never find someone like me"

 

I'd ask you to go home with me but your beauty has made me speechless.

 

That was a nice one, i'm seriously going to use that line.

 

I'd eat a mile of your shit to see where it came from.

 

Hey, today is my birthday, well, everyday is my birthday, how bout that BJ you promised?......;-)

 

hi, are you from tennessee?
no? well thats funny cuz youre the only ten I see