Your pick up line is?...

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sweetleaf63, Nov 25, 2009.

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  1. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I was feeling lonely and then you walked in the room.
     
  2. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    your lonely days are over babe,how dya like ta wake up beside the same beautiful woman you fell asleep beside last night? ha! ha!
     
  3. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    I'd happily make breakfast for you if you'll just come home with me.[​IMG]
     
  4. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    waffles with soft fryed eggs on top please(freerange only) and dont be late for dinner tonight i'm cookin' got no desert,but who needs desert when they got me.i'm sweet enough for both of us. ha! ha!
     
  5. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    Hey babe, do you play video games? No? Then we ain't gonna have nothing to talk about.
     
  6. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    what ever gave you the idea i'll be given ya time for talkin'? ha! ha! nite musty.
     
  7. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    You're too good to be true. [​IMG]
     
  8. Giant

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    Step one: Smash in through window on motor bike.

    Step two: Say, "LETS RIDE!".

    Step three: Proceed to have sex with every attractive person in the place, for days.
     
  9. Honeybee69

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    Excuse me sir, im new in town, can I have directions to your place? ;)
     
  10. dreamsDOcomeTRUE

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    great line
     
  11. Giant

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    Haha, thats quite clever Bee! :2thumbsup:
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    wanna see muh dick?

    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POyFvDgV2cU
     
  13. Moe420

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    your eyes sparkle like the glitter on a gay pride parade float,
    your skin glows like toxic goo,
    your hair is as dark and long as ron jeremy's pubes,
    and you smell like bacon
    :love:
     
  14. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Moe, isn't it time we wallered in the barn loft?.....;-D
     
  15. Moe420

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    ok but be quiet my daddy's got a gun
     
  16. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Moe, don't ya know....
    its you who'll be makin all the noise!......;-D
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue
    I'll probably cum in 5 minutes
    But take the time to get you off too
     
  18. Honeybee69

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    Hey..you know what would look good on you.. Me! :D
     
  19. Honeybee69

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    So if i bite my lip would you kiss it better?


    hehe
     
  20. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    I wanna lick your Honey...Bee....;-D
     
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