Your pick up line is?...

Hi babe, would you like a drink? Yes? OK, get me one while you're there.

 

Hi asphalt, I do road construction, can I lay you down on a good bed?

 

"You want to go somewhere romantic?
Grab your coat-I know this great place for dogging!"

 

*grabs her coat*

 

are you from memphis? cuz youre the only ten-i-see

 

Is that your girlfriend, wanta try a threesome?

 

Wanna play a game of hide the sausage?

 

I was born and raised on the north side of Naptown, wanta go steady?

 

i hope this is one of your joke lines hee heehee muahahahahaha :devil: oh sorry.

are you a poke'mon cuz id like to peekatchoo

 

"You say your're from Naptown? That's amazing-my astrologist said I'd be in bed with Billy Joel's 'Naptown Girl' by 2am!"

 

what time is it now?

are you wearing astronaut pants?
cuz baby, your ass is outta this world :alien:

 

Would you prefer to be gently caressed into a state of saturated burning desire-or would you rather I use you roughly,leaving you gasping,contented and exhausted?

 

Smell this rag, I promise there is no chloroform on it.

 

Well the fact I was born and raised on the north side of Naptown, right next door to the Holly Hock Hill resturant about 8100 College Ave., is all true but the rest of it is all joke line.

 

Can I buy you a drink and I promise I won't put a Ruffe in it.

 

thats fairly close to where i reside now!

 

Don't worry that was 40 years ago and I now live in Denver, although you might want to check out the restaurant, I think they are still serving my mother's recipe for fried chicken.

 

"wanna find out if this is contagious "

 

If your momma catches us doing the rumba, your momma's going pitch a fit.

 

Ain't internet romances just sweeeet?

Just coz I'm an ugly racist gay deformed incontinent retard with a personal hygiene problem and a history of violence Moe breaks my heart...sob.....couldn't a girl just ONCE overlook such minor things?