Your pick up line is?...

Well, I don't think that threatening to break fingers and knocking out peoples teeth is particularly funny, if that is what you're asking.

Prehaps you should start a Poll Thread and ask for opinions as to whether it is funny to others or not, seeing as you are not contributing to the OP of this thread.

 

Let me take you away from all this.

 

"Hiya sweetheart-has that old dodderer told you he needs help to change his colostomy bag? I thought not-quick,jump in my van,I''ll drive you to the woods so you can hide. Eh?-oh,ignore all the knives-I collect them".

 

Can you help me change my "colostomy bag"?

 

what dya want roses?oh just so you know thats a joke too."the roses bit i mean" on second thoughts ,scratch that too,cos you'll probably take that as the attack of the roses! i have already told you i was only jokin'.if you choose not to believe me believe thats your perogative ta do so.i know i'm telling the truth,an thats the most important thing to me.i just wish you'd believe me cos i really am tellin' the truth.i was'nt a threat,it was a joke!it genuinely was.actually its a get lost line.not a pick up line.so now maybe you'll get the joke better.will ya just believe me please,cos now i feel bad cos you've taken it so seriously.i'm sorry that my joke hurt your feelings. so will ya just forgive me now please an move on from it. cos starvin' children is a problem,not this! i think someone should start a thread on different cultural senses of humor.an i did contribute to the thread so thats not fair either.

 

DAMN-that is SMOOTH,OWB-a surefire pussy attractor!

I am in the presence of genius.




[beats the hell out of my "Any chance of a shag".

 

nice one puggy.now thats what i call funny.ha! ha!thanks for the laugh.i really needed that.i feel a lot better now.ha! ha!

 

Dogies, you need to lighten up, maybe you need to start a thread on how to take a good ribbing.

That is unless you meant everything you said and then I did too.

 

That get's 'em every time

 

If it gits 'em laughing you got a shot or gits you shot, I'm too old to remember which or care for that matter.

 

If I remember correctly,one get the load shot into you,the other gets the load shot into her.......damned if I can recall which is which,though.

[it's been a looooong time...] `

 

Me too, maybe we should go back and reread the pick up lines?

Oh wait, here's one;

Darling, can you pass me the metamucil?

 

How bout we trade massages? But I like my massage to have a happy ending!....;-D

 

If you pump the jack, I'll change your tire.

 

Nice legs, babe. What time do they open?

 

Insult me darling, I wanta hold something against you.

 

If I wasn't a raging homosexual then you'd be just my type.

 

Simon Bishop: Thank you, Melvin. You overwhelm me.
[pauses]
Simon Bishop: I love you.
Melvin Udall: I tell you, buddy... I'd be the luckiest man alive if that did it for me.

 

She says "Hi" - I say "Yeah, I guess I am"

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGFW9jCFml4

 

I'm Darth Vader, wanta see if you can turn me from the dark side?