Your pick up line is?...

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  1. wild-flowers

    wild-flowers forever arbitrary

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    LOL this would work!
     
    wild-flowers, May 22, 2011
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  3. _Bob_

    _Bob_ Una Tana Bibi

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    Well, that would work with me...:afro:
     
    _Bob_, May 23, 2011
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  5. Honeybee69

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    good to know that hehe :D
     
    Honeybee69, May 23, 2011
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  7. Steve_Dave

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    Usually one that gets a drink splashed on me and sometimes a slap in the face.
     
    Steve_Dave, May 23, 2011
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  9. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    You may have me if you want
     
    dark suger, May 23, 2011
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  11. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    I would love to see those two rolling into one
     
    dark suger, May 23, 2011
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  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    How about "You fascinate me-I have this thing for yellow teeth"?
     
    puggybear, May 23, 2011
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  15. Honeybee69

    Honeybee69 Member

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    I must be dancing with the Devil, because you’re hot as Hell.
    :D
     
    Honeybee69, May 24, 2011
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  17. Reverend Green

    Reverend Green Member

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    so, You wanna get some pizza and fuck?

    works every time
     
    Reverend Green, May 24, 2011
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  19. Honeybee69

    Honeybee69 Member

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    lols!
     
    Honeybee69, May 24, 2011
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  21. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I'm Modest Enough To Admit I Don't Need Anything As Crass As A Pick Up Line,

    All I Have To Do Is Walk Into A Crowded Room, And I Have To Beat Them Off With A Stick..[​IMG][​IMG]



    Cheers Glen...[​IMG]
     
    GLENGLEN, May 24, 2011
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  23. Shivaya

    Shivaya Y'a rien de trop beau pour la classe ouvrière.

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    You know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated....
     
    Shivaya, May 24, 2011
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  25. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    ya wanna get held under water for 5 mins?
     
    dark suger, May 24, 2011
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  27. Easier Rider

    Easier Rider Member

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    I don't have one.
     
    Easier Rider, May 24, 2011
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  29. deadboy.

    deadboy. Member

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    lol.
     
    deadboy., May 24, 2011
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  31. tuesdaystar

    tuesdaystar Interneter

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    I nod

    it's pretty clear

    been a while

    i also neg nod
    sometimes casually even if i don't need to
    been told it's mean, but i don't think it's a big deal. message received

    I've gotten neg nods twice and i think both were unnecessary but it didn't hurt my feelings
    fine, you think i think you're sexy
    no big

    NOD though, that's my MO

    tryin to think if i ever used a line
     
    tuesdaystar, May 24, 2011
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  33. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    just questions and pretend to be interested.
     
    The Imaginary Being, May 24, 2011
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  35. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Tonight I tried;n"My,you're well built...I take it your hobby is eating?"

    nada

    So I moved on and tried "I love the way your chins wobble when you laugh".


    [came home alone again, Oldwaterbrother.....sigh]
     
    puggybear, May 25, 2011
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  37. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    "I bought you that fucking drink, now suck my dick."


    Works 8 times out of 10.
     
    lunarverse, May 25, 2011
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  39. sunfighter

    sunfighter Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
     
    sunfighter, May 25, 2011
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