your most ridiculous turn on

my girlfriends cheeks turn me on alot... i donno why.. shes just got the most adorable smile and something about her cheeks is just so cute and sexy... hahaha yes weird. i used to try to bite them but she got pissed.

 

i like this thread

 

my most rediculous turn on would have to be this forum, all the females here are so rediculously hot!!

my real rediculous turn on would be using my hands to do all sorts of good stuff to willing female participants

 

First- I don't particularly care for the music, but I love the way he move to it. esp. in his new video- Scott Weiland writhing. I don't think he's esp. sexy, but when he squirms!!-
I also love looking at other women's neck, they're just very sensual.
But the one guarenteed on switch, this song by the DB! Gets me every time.

 

a girl pressing her stiletto heal into my bellybutton.

 

yeah a turn on for me is a uniform, like FUCK YEAH the bus driver in the monroe movie Bus Stop, he had the hat shirt jacket and pants all the same colour, macthing.. ahhhh....

 

I know what you mean. I like it when my man smells like that, and it's even better when it's mixed with just a bit of alcohol....not like cheap miller lite type shit, but just a faint good brand beer smell.

 

Girls with long hair, the smell and feel of it is intoxicating!

 

This is very interesting. Thinking of all my turn ons... I do not have just one. I love to smell my husband with cologne on. Not heavy scented cologne, has to be light, just a spray or two. I love an oxford on a man. I love a white collar man's haircut HOWEVER I have seen some men with long hair that are very nice....depends on the person. I love it when my Husband is affectionate. I call it foreplay flirting. I find hugs and soft touching very nice. There is also nothing like a meltdown kiss.

I am sure I could think of some more turn ons. I think my pulse is racing.

 

girls (this one in particular) who are just the right height so that when we hug/slowdance or whatever her breasts fit right under mine and if she looks down she can put her face in my clevage. it feels like we're two puzzle pieces teehee.

being layed on, not neccesarily doing anything sexual, but the weight of a person on top of me (as long as i can breathe) is heavenly.

uumm lets see what else... oh when a girl is very wet and straddles your stomach. that's awesome. yeah i have to stop now or i'll get even more depressed about my lonliness.

 

that's not ridiculous or weird at all...she's like the hottest woman on earth

 

hahaha yeah, you're right. its a perfectly reasonable turn on.

 

Definitely foreign accents for me... Spanish, French, British, German, Russian, Australian, Japanese, Chinese... it's all good! I'm not sure why, but accents are just the greatest. A girl with an accent becomes so much hotter when she speaks... or at least that's how it is for me.

 

I'm like that too.

Let's see, what else... ummm, guys with British accents or guitars or long hair or tight jeans... oh, but I've said all these already many times. Still hot, but it's been said.

um, I like the smell of my own sweat. Not really dripping-down-the-forehead-soaking-through-your-shirt sweat. But like, just-got-back-from-dancing-half-the-night sweaty. Yeah, that's a bit weird.

I also love dirty smiles... smiles that you know were inspired by dirty thoughts. Perverted smiles. Smiles with food stuck in the teeth. And guys who are so passionate and emotional but manage to stay cool and alive somehow. I can relate to the dirty, crazy men I guess.

Anyone who can maintain eye contact with me for a full conversation and not look down... well actually, those guys are probably too good for me, we wouldn't get along, nevermind.

Just too many to list

 

agreed... she's hot.

 

women older than myself. Just once I'd love to get with a woman who's anywhere from 30 and even a decent 40.

 

I just can't get with the Angelina Jolie "hotness."


For one thing, she has covered herself with these horrid, skanky tattoos, like that big ugly cross near her cootchie. That, combined with her crackpot antics, have pretty much turned me off to her. Then there are those big-ass lips! ugh!(The carrying each other's blood thing might have been cool, I kinda thought it was interesting, but the supposed deepness of it was kind of given lie to by the, um, divorce.)

Blue skies,
-Jeffrey

 

Well, hello there. I am turning 30 in two weeks...may I help you?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

id like to add to my list...

i said girls with curly hair and stuoid immature girls

also shy girls...
girls that smell like kiwi...i guess this is my weirdest one
weird girls

 

Kynd guys with long dreadlocks, musicians, starving artists, jugglers?, strong shoulders. Knowing that I am driving a guy crazy with desire really gets to me. Guys that hand me fruit, I don't know why. A guy playing with a kitten, I don't know why either. Guys wearing pink? Soft touches on my lower back drives me nuts.

I'm just weird I guess.
When beautiful women hug me and our breasts squeeze against eachothers. When you can see a womans nipples thru her shirt. Girls firedancing or just dancing in general.