Your life story in six words

She swallowed that? I'm gonna puke.

 

Always learning things the hardest way.

 

David played guitar and got drunk

 

What the hell do women want?

 

followed his own path fuck y'all

 

Lost sanity and never found it.

 

storm in the middle of calm

 

Insanity rising ona wisp of serenity

 

Chaos has never been so fucking rewarding.

 

nothing to do, all day bored.

 

Evangelical Christians' daughter ate those mushrooms.

 

I thought it would be worse...

 

i should have kept a diary...

 

Live, laugh, love and fucking enjoy!

 

I have lived according to me.

 

We did six-word stories, but not autobiographical ones, in English. Mine was "She said that he pushed first."

 

He ate my kiwi then ran

 

i have livd according to me, got high,drunk, and then i had a anneurismptised finallyd, heart attack and a stroke, now i'm goffily paralyzed and one step closer to being baptised finally cause my faith finalo now down to the one word for my life:fucked

 

Son, brother, husband, father, writer, fisherman.

 

My God! I'm Not Still Here! [Father Jack, out of Father Ted} Words of Wisdom!