Your God Sucks

Airforcedrew

Smells Like Poo


Cause He Talks So Much Shit

 

I am god, and you're all just in my head. Disprove that!

 

before i joined the forum you never knew me therefore i wouldn't have existed because you would have created me if you were god, and if you created me you would know me, but the fact is i have existed for 18 years without your knowledge of my existance,

teeheehee

 

Perhaps I'm an extremely schizophrenic god? Voices in my head telling me they already existed, but they're in my head so I know they're lying, what can they possibly have to gain, being only in my head? Hmm...

 

you know there is only one way to really test it


if you die then if you are god, well either you can't die, or when you do so does everyone and everything else

 

now the voices are telling you to commit suicide it really is like schizophrenia

 

dont listen to the voices,theyre liars!

 

But you are one of them.

 

no no no no no!

I AM the voice

 

i always tell the truth but she always lies

 

then I must ask one of you what the other would say, if I have any questions.

 

see she is lieing here, for if she was telling the truth then she is saying the voices are liars, yet she is one of the voices so she is a liar too, so she is actualying lieing

we aren't all liars just this one she is a trouble maker

 

Awwww, gee thanks. I hope you didn't spend all day thinking that up. I guess since I throw logic in here and there, thats "talking shit." If anyone who is talking shit its you, because your talking out of your ass.

 

who lies! ahhhhh!

this is confussin!
im havin a debate in my hed,but they all want a party now that the other one has ogne

 

Thou shall have no other Gods before me...I think by you saying you think your're God might be breaking a commandment...You are trying to make yourself God. You would know this if you would just read the Bible.

 

Exactly, you shall have no other gods before ME

 

Besides, does the bible specify that god is not I? How do you know I am not god? Who is god perhaps is not up to you?

 

for one god is gentle and kind and loving.......and u are not as great as he!

and god wud not waste words with meaningless babble
with no purpose to actually speak words out of his month,my god speaks wisdom

 

And how have I been not kind, gentle, nor loving? How are my words meaningless babble? If efficiency is so important to your supposed god, then why did he make such a large book of riddles? Why not just 'This is how it is: blah, blah, blah etc.' sort of like instructions?

 

not everything is riddles!
it is written how it is so that u can THINK about each passage....its not liek anormal book where u read it like a story,u hav2 try and understand the meaning......i idnt mean that u were not all those things,but god is the sourse of all those things,u cannot possibly b as lovin gentle and as kind as god,because that is his spirit