your favorites ways of flirting

hahaha....

 

i used the seat warmer

 

props..?? Really, props..?? Haha, oh boy, internet you teach me so...

So we can use props, sweet! I'm gonna get me a top hat and a cane....Oh the flirty hijinks that await me...

Would a tuxedo shirt be considered a prop because I already own one of those...

 

I just grab KC's tit. Usually when she's doin dishes.
I dont find that it's a very effective tactic though. I may have to try something else.
I do get more response when I lick her neck or bite her shoulder.
As far as other girls. I get scared and dont flirt. I just try and sit at the bar and put off my "vibe"

 

I know the perfect way, print the picture that is your sig and put it on a t-shirt...


I've never been hit on--well, wait, there was this time I was 18 and at the video store and this man who was at least 45 or older, came over to me and pointed to my tattoo on my leg and said it was nice, and I said thank you, and started to talk about movies and I talked back and then he asked if I was married...It was weird, I don't get hit on and so I didn't understand what was happening...:biggrin:

Back in the day I use to just like start off talking like we're friends, none of this man and woman flirt crap, just talk like we are buds and go hang out perhaps...But that's just me, I am weird...

 

I just do it without noticing.
often with girls I don't remotely fancy too...

Sometimes , I'm thoughtful , often instinctive..

 

You are so thoughtful to flirt with women you don't fancy.. I smell humanitarian award!!

 

I tend to giggle and when im not giggling, i grin/smile, and make lots of eye contact.. Stuff like that. But yeah, the giggling is probably the big one. I make alot of jokes too.

 

LOL.
I know , its terrible
But youre one of the tiny number I flirt with and *do* fancy

( altho I *might* be flirting : ) )

 

I'm afraid that wouldnt get me laid in any circles. haha

 

I only just worked out that your Mrs is Mamakc , Mountain Dave.
(I can be a bit slow on the uptake..)

Now , I almost feel bad about the flirtation and Anti-American banter..
Almost; )

 

Yeah, it's not something she advertises.
bwahahaha.
No seriously though. No worries at all, I have only been posting a few months but have been in this loop for years and years and years. I know the scoop over here and it's no thing.

 

Listening is my way of flirting...it has always worked real well.

 

haha. i just do. or don't. i just talk, really. sometimes people think i'm flirting when i'm not and it scares them. i figure they're just intimidated and so i leave them alone. that deer in the headlights looks is amusing, but i have mercy.

 

Glad to see you remember sideburns begay

 

i don't know how to flirt

 

i think you're a natural, fitz.

 

I seem so stupid and retarded when I try to flirt.

 

how could i forget him?

 

There are some people who are attracted to stupid and retarded...Aren't there??..Yes,Im sure there must be.........