Your favorite porn

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  1. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hardcore lesbian bareknuckle boxing!
     
  2. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    I've dated two Asians, one for two years, and both were very prim and proper in public and very very kinky behind closed doors.
     
  3. Van_Gogh

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    yeah, asian girls in porn are always fun to watch. Its easier to replace them with me, because my body is kinda the same. i'm just white. but asians always make weird sounds in porn.

    they sound like theyre baby cartoon characters.

    and you have unsually nice cheekbones for a guy.
     
  4. lode

    lode Banned

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    My (Asian) ex was very kinky wherev.
     
  5. bird_migration

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    My Asian ex was very shy everywhere.
     
  6. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    Van Gogh, are you a girl? I get so confused when girls have boy nicknames.
     
  7. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Hey, thanx. :) Yeah, they squeal a lot. lol Another thing about asians is they do not particularly age well. Funny that one kinky chick I was dating for two years broke up with me because I refused to go to church with her.
     
  8. lode

    lode Banned

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    She's a lovely young lass.
     
  9. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    yeah but its not sexy squealing, its like youre raping an 8 yr old squealing.

    so she gets down in bed and gets good with jc in the morning.
    thats the way to do it.

    mollyboston-im a ladyboy. that should answer all your questions.
     
  10. lode

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    You know if you, I, and Posthumos combined our asian girlfriends.

    That'd be a lot of Asian. :eek:
     
  11. bird_migration

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    I have seen quite some ladyboys in my days. If they would even somewhat remotely look like you I would definately turn gay.
     
  12. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    It would be a lot of cute Asian, since most Asian girls are terribly cute.
     
  14. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    Ha, yeah she was a a sinner alright. :D She was from Shanghai and a Christian; here I'm from Chicago and a Buddhist. Weird huh?
     
  15. lode

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    Eh, alright I guess. Lots of plain ones, a few beauties IMO.

    I date really beautiful women however. [​IMG]
     
  16. Van_Gogh

    Van_Gogh Senior Member

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    way to blow my cover :(

    finee, i have no penis. but i do probably watch too much porn.
     
  17. bird_migration

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    Every girl is beautiful, there are no plain ones IMO.
    However, there are also really beautiful ones and I date them when they have more going on than their looks alone. :H
     
  18. Van_Gogh

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    i'm a newyorker and i'm not a dick. even weirder :D

    eh..not that much of one anyway.
     
  19. bird_migration

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    Sorry, I did not mean to blow your cover.
    Well, like many other ladyboys you have a really small penis, so I did not completely blow your cover.
     
  20. lode

    lode Banned

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    Not me. I am a shallow, shallow man.

    Ask anyone.
     
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