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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ~Zen~, Mar 8, 2022.

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  1. scratcho

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    Some people are just unalterably BORING!!:confused: They don't realize it--can't be MADE to realize it--and evidently--that's just the way it is ---and WILL be!:confused::eek::fearscream::flushed:
     
    scratcho, Jun 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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    My grandfather said this generatoin was too dependent on technology.and that he would never be that way so I unplugged his life support
     
    LadySkater, Jun 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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    You sound like the sort of person who passes out boxes of raisins on halloween -_-
     
    LadySkater, Jun 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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    Hmm. I wonder how you made that connection!
     
    newo, Jun 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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  9. ~Zen~

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    And now back to fun stuff :)

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    ~Zen~, Jun 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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    My new car has a gadget for just about everything. It even has a rear wiper. I can't wait to try it.
     
    ~Zen~, Jun 3, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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  13. scratcho

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    Have you read the book on obsessive-compulsive disorder??

    Yes. I read it 527 times!:sweatsmile:
     
    scratcho, Jun 3, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and says "give me a beer and a mop."
     
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    scratcho, Jun 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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    I used to be a pharmacist, but I got fired. They didn't like my unique method of dispensing pills--"one for you--one for me."
     
    scratcho, Jun 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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