Your country stinks

So you love the country, but you dislike the government, the royal family, and what the country stands for ... what exactly do you like about it? The lake district? I like the lake district. It has some pretty hills. I also like cycling along the south downs way, but I wouldn't exactly call it a basis for patriotism

 

What it used to stand for, how people used to be - how people didn't let everyone else walk all over them . How people were never as naive as they are now.

And your right. I love the lakes, the lochs, the trees, the hills, the moun tains, the streams, the rivers. I live in Lancashire, the home of nature is what i call it for no where else in england compares, scotland and ireland might, and some places in wales but thats it...But yes, I want to cling on to somethig though with the Uk or Briton, something that i am not going to go into datails with because I am never ging to be able to get you to understand...and plus, I seriously ca not be bothered to explain it to you, for I for one have my views on the Uk and thats it, so what if I oppionuate them, but they are my views and do not care blently how much people dont like the Uk, just dont wish for them to be so blanetnly placed out there into the world..thats all...

 

So you like the Britain that you might see in 1950s Boulting brothers films?

 

It's not a case of not understanding, it's a case of not agreeing. Also, with the exception of a few people, such as the original wind up merchant poster, it would be unfair to characterise us as hating the UK. I don't hate the UK, there are many things I like about it. Some of those things you mentioned, the countryside etc, I love those things too, but that doesn't make me a nationalist. And don't be sorry you said anything, just be prepared to have any view put forward debated. This is a free country after all :tongue:

 

well just incase you missed the news or were too busy looking at the pictures to read the paper

apparently the laws are going through in the usa so by 2008 you will have the legislation in place

please read as you will find it interesting

http://shadowpress.org/national_id_card.52.html

Hmmmmm I can smell bacon burning !

 

Ronnie, you really need to learn the meaning of sarcasm. Shuffle over to the window, open your Oxford, and figure it out. I know we're getting cards here and I oppose them as much as you oppose yours.

Now go check the deep fryer, people don't like their chips too dark...

 

Britain is like an island filled with mystic runes.

 

misty-eyed loons, too.

 

Yeh, we have twelve moons and ten suns :lol:

 

knowing the problem is half the battle, you're going to be just fine.

 

Humour:detective

 

badum bum.

 

Stupid English people - what is this crazy shit I hear today on radio? I nearly choke on my baked potato. You are playing the Brazil and you are bringing back the asshole David Beckham to help you? Haha! You crazy sad capitalist shit pigs who wear your socks in bed You could put a thermonuclear ballistic missile in your team and you would still lose. People watch your England play football only for the comedy effect. David Beckham! What a joke. Only the Great Chelsea can play football the rest of your football needs recycling. Ha ha! LOLovsky!

 

we"ll fight them on the beaches ..........walking on the beaches looking at the peaches ...............

 

Britain is not a bad country. Anyone on the lowest income can get a loan from the social fund in less than two weeks. It is like if you need something you can quite easily get it. I think the Royle family should go but apart from that we are better than most countries.

 

the royle family are great ..............put the kettle on barb .

 

Greetings my English friends. I hope you are well because today is sad day. Sad day for you of course not me. I live in country which is expanding bigger than my peesoon vanochiy haha! But this is no propaganda. Take a look. It's from your own country's newspeople

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070526/tpl-uk-britain-security-47c7853.html

It is amazing, niente? Your lovely little Tony Blair is leaving you with a present that Stalin himself would be proud of. You have my sympathy little pink people. If you are hard working you can come and stay in my country if you get fed up with living in the United Shithole.

Meantime I will leave you with little joke to cheer you up:

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a 2000 roubles. I went into town and bought a case of vodka and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

"Nu ti dajosh!", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?"

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."



I hope you like that joke you English Mudaks! Ha ha!

 

good morning comrad ...........i could"nt find her head ...........yes indeedy blair is still finding bushes head .......man..........i predict a riot i predict a riot .

 

is this about britain or england because britain isnt really a country and england does suck the boaby quite a bit after all

 

you talking to me jimmy