You Won...

you win a belly bump

 

you win a belly rub....

 

you won a footrub......except you do the rubbing

 

you win a doggy backpack.

 

you won a loaded horse diaper

 

you win a jar of dill pickles

 

you won a free sandwich with nothing in it

 

that is called a Slam Sandwich in there here parts....

You win a bowl of mac n cheese....without the cheese tho....

 

you win an empty Tim Hortons coffee cup....non recyclable because of the wax in it

 

you win the shriveled pea that fell off my dinner plate a few days ago that I just found.....or the old peanut m&m covered in hair.......your choice.

 

you won a free dirty old hat thats been on the road for a week

 

you win a rug burn on your backside....but you'll have fun gettin' it...

 

you won some rug burned knees

 

you win a knock out punch

 

you just won a melted dq ice cream cone.....;-)

 

you won a dirty butter knife

 

you win a mad customer when he finds out you needlessly took his transmission apart.

 

you win a gallon of paint stripper *accidentally* spilled on your car

 

you win your truck painted a pretty shade of pink....

 

you win a match *mistakenly* tossed as the stripper as you pour.

edit; you win the faster post award.