you people need jesus

More suicide bombs

 

Yeah. We are the god. If we didnt's exist, god could not satisfy its ego. Right? ( I don't give god any gender).

 

I need something.
Not sure what.

 

He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sunday !

 

Nope, not right. You just assume and give God an ego (same mistake most abrahamic theists made)

 

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I'd rather have a beer!

 

Beer is full of water. I dont see any point in drinking beer because 95 percent of beer is water.

I prefer drinks that have at least 25 percent alcohol in it.

 

Are you an arab?

 

Nope.......Arabia Would Reject Him Outright.........Please Press One And Try Again.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Nope. I think he is an arab

 

Wrong........Here's A Little Hint......He Lives "Below Sea Level".....When Mother Nature Pisses

Asmo Drowns......



Cheers Glen.

 

Hmm I'm gonna go on a limb and say the guy was Persian and by Persian I mean Aryan and by Aryan I mean Alien.

I was actually just reading a very interesting chapter in a book about Jesus. Has anybody ever heard him referenced as Issa? Apparently he lead quite an interesting life in the East/Asia. I also read about what he did after the crucifixion where he apparently lived until he was 70ish, had 3 children and a 2nd wife.

 

That "limb" keeps getting thinner and thinner....

 

No it just gets thicker for me lol. Like real thick, real deep.

 

Jesus was a black man no Jesus was Batman no that was Bruce Wayne.

 

I wonder if your liver agrees with you!?

I don't think Jesus would!

PS.
I am hungry and could do with some Bread.
You know.
The bread that fed the 5,000.
That bread!
For the real true story of this event, please look at this You Tube Video.
Aimed at children aged between 5 and 6 I fink.
But then.
As millions of older people actually believe this shite, I am not so sure!



Sometimes God uses the unexpected to open our eyes to His power. In the Bible story of Jesus feeding the 5,000, we see the doubt of Jesus’s disciples and the provision of God through a miracle. The Scripture below details the account of how five loaves of bread and two fish became enough to feed 5,000 with leftovers!

If you’re in a situation that needs a miracle, give God room to work through ways you never imagined or dreamed. Sometimes the miracle is not what we expect, but God knows what we need!




Matthew 14:13-21
13 When Jesus heard what had happened, he withdrew by boat privately to a solitary place. Hearing of this, the crowds followed him on foot from the towns.14 When Jesus landed and saw a large crowd, he had compassion on them and healed their sick. 15 As evening approached, the disciples came to him and said, “This is a remote place, and it’s already getting late. Send the crowds away, so they can go to the villages and buy themselves some food.” 16 Jesus replied, “They do not need to go away. You give them something to eat.” 17 “We have here only five loaves of bread and two fish,” they answered. 18 “Bring them here to me,” he said. 19 And he directed the people to sit down on the grass. Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, he gave thanks and broke the loaves. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. 20 They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over. 21 The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women and children.