You Owe America A Debt Of Gratitude!!

If you look hard enough you can see wrong in anyone or anything, the point being why not look for the good in people and things, your bomb site was good, is that all we bombed, what happened to Canada and Argentina surely they need hit also, ok back to the war room to see where we went wrong. Just kidding, but why not look for good where we can find it ?

Peace

 

I agree, there are 150+ countries the US hasn't bombed since WWII, that's far more than they've actually bombed. They've bombed less than 19% of the world, that's a real show of restraint in my view...

 

I don't know weather to laugh or not, are you kidding, I did not look at the list very hard, so I don't know every one on it, we should not go about bombing others unless we are at war with them or they in some way hit us first, maybe I should chick it out again to see what we have been up to since WWII, Vietnam needed to be bombed they were trying to kill me and that just won't do.

Peace

 

I get the joke. hahaha. Oh, wheeze of the week? :huh: or just an absurd reason!

 

well we have all these neato toys!!!!

 

oh quit being so uptight.

 

I did some checking, and yes both Canada and Argentina have pissed us off a number of times but we still have not hit them yet, so that should mean something right ?

Peace

 

How about Cuba, I think they piss us off all the time, but last time I looked they were still afloat, so I guess that means we are not so bad. Don't get me wrong some times we just get bored and feel the urge to let somebody have it, pluse we must use up all of our old bombs before we can have new ones, it's the law you know.

Peace

 

we have neato toys too!

 

Haha, yeah we call that the "waste not want not" philosophy

 

eeeee! let's gang up on canada. they're so ... so ... flippin' superior.

 

well, they're all reaching their expiration dates. it's like bad milk.

 

Thanx! Here I was just thinking warmongering evil bully and now I find out the US is just being economically responsible by using up their old bombs before their expiration date!

 

Yes yes, now you get it, it's not like we like to do these thing's because we want to, it is that we must, we must restock every now and then plus we need the practice, can't have our pilots going stale on us can we. So we look around for some one who has offended us and then just let um have it, of course we then apologize for our actions and send them money, happiness all around, we get new bombs and they get money. What a great world.

Peace

 

Indeed Canada is quite arrogant, to share a common border with us yet refusing to fall under our influence is just wrong we must have Canada ( well except the French part don't want them you know) and how about Mexico they are trying to take over and that will really piss us off so I say hit them both and have done with it. Strike while the iron is hot. Not only that but we are getting bored and when we are bored we must kill and all we have right now is each other and that will not do, not that we are not good at killing each other we just like fresh meat. So it's off to the war room to plan the demise of the offending infidels, if we are smart about this not only will we get new bombs but also new missles, we really like missles. But I still want us to hit Argentine, they seem way to sneaky to me, they must be up to something.

Peace

 

frankly, antarctica upsets me. too cold. that's just not natural.

 

I'm game, but what lives in Antarctica do even penguins live there ? We must have mass death to make it worthwhile, I don't like ice so I guess that's a good reason to hit them, but what will we see on the news, no bombed out buildings no dead bodies in the street no one on fire, where is the fun in that. But if there are Penguins I say we use Napalm on em, if we don't we will not have the gratuitous violence we crave so much, without it I don't think the network news will pick it up. But it might be fun, and we won't have to send money to make nice with them after we have our way with them, so on to Antarctica, Canada can wait, how about we hit Ohio no one will miss them, no better not we need them around to have someone to beat up on this football season. The Browns Geeeeez.

Peace

 

finland. what's the point of finland?

 

How many people are there in Finland is it worth the jet fuel to get there ? We may have to stop and rob some country just to get back, but if they pissed you off at some point we can hit em anyway, we could always rob Russia on the way back, I think we hate them again anyway, so ok Finland it is but will it make the news, we need proof of our handy work or no new stuff for us. What about Ireland I have some unpleasant relatives that live there, might shut them up.

Peace

 

None. Finland is full of ends and terminations anyway. The food is as crap as Poland. Same old jars of raw animal meat and tomatoey goo.