You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

epic battle with "Future Beast"

 

didnt listen to all the warnings and sat down on the pool filter intake

it sucked your guts out your arse

 

Eaten by an angry pack of beavers while hugging a tree.

 

Eventually got tired of living the rat race 9-5 life and set out for the open road for freedom and adventure. The first few weeks were great, until he met Buck. Buck was a trucker out of Houston, he drove a Kenworth, good truck. Well, a couple truck stops later and slappyman was smitten. He didn't want any other truckers sharing the showers with Buck at any of the state truck stops they frequented. Buck always just said that he was only showing, he never loved any of those other men, but slappyman wouldn't have it. One day while Buck was sleeping in the bunk, in the back of the cab slappyman slip his throat with a fishing knife. Long story short slappyman got sentenced to 15 years with no chance of probation. He just couldn't handle life without Buck and one night while all the other prisoners were smoking H and sleeping soundly in their bunks, slappyman hung himself with his bed sheet. The note he left behind said only, "I'm off to see Buck in the next life. Fare thee well."

 

while thinking about what to post on an online line forum, lunarverse was attacked from behind by a one legged bonobo. but this was no ordinary one legged bonobo, this was a zombie one legged bonobo. so after all was said and done with the eating of lunarverse's brain lunarverse himself was a zombie and therefore sentenced to walk the earth as a mindless zombie.(unless he gets shot in the face) all thanks to the one legged zombie bonobo.

 

decided to become a suicide bomber

 

Gets in a fight with the thing in my signature.

 

stabbed by raz5 during rape attempt

 

attempted to rape yourself and got tied up in knots so irreversibly that you accidentally asphyxiated yourself good an' proper-like...

 

landshark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

eaten by a leopard

 

Ate a poison leopard

 

died during the inquisition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oppHeMlaLVM"]YouTube - Spanish Inquisition the musical

 

"Death by snoo snoo"- Futurama.

 

While hitting a trumpet mute bong on a llama farm in iowa, she took too much llama spit. The rest of the story is far too grotesque to speak of.

 

The headlines read " Pot will kill you " story went on to say victim was killed in a methane explosion well trying to light a joint while standing on a sewer grate.

 

your real name is Kenny and, OMG, you died in too many ways to list here... those bastards!

 

tonight you...









paper clip..

 

a wild pack of 5 year olds with wiffle bats.


( arty: winner arty: )

 

Her parachute gives way while skydiving and she falls, landing in a giant lake wherein she sinks to the bottom and meets the most handsome mer-man. He swoons her over the next 5 minutes and she goes to live in his cave with him. 9 months later while bearing his mer-child a bubble travels up her vaginal canal and into her bloodstream, travels to her brain and kills her.