You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

had a oreo freak accident.

 

Llama related causes

 

Semi-Spontaneous Combustion

 

wore a moose costume in alaska's grizzly park

 

mom spanked him to death

 

you hung yourself in a cheap motel to avoid murder charges and extradition

 

After a bit of time traveling, he met with his past self [which was also his present self] and the universe imploded taking a piece of the multiverse along with it.

 

Ailments

 

kissed a biker

 

shoved his way to the head of the line in a Hell's Angel bar....:-0

 

craziest woodsplitter accident ever

 

fell off the toilet and hit his head on the sink while hanging from the shower curtain rod jerking off.

 

overdoses on syrup.

 

choked on a corndog while practicing

 

haha.
Licked that corndog afterwards.

 

ate some bad mushrooms

 

Drank too much.

 

electrocution by a corded vibrator in a bathtub

 

Had too much sex your penis errupted.

 

went to sleep on the railroad tracks