You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Was forced to watch Monty Python movies until she blew her brains out...it only took half an hour

 

the great gig in the sky came down and smote you good and proper with a chord that no one has ever experienced in the history of mankind... unlucky i guess...

 

met the devil in Georgia and lost


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W0Qns-eaT8"]YouTube - The Devil Went Down To Georgia By The Charlie Daniels Band

 

is that the primus video?

infected circumcision wound.

 

looked sarah jessica parker in the eye.

 

the bed you were hiding under broke and you was squished...

 

I dont know who made the video


Lilla dies when she tries driving one of those funny three wheeled cars from Mr Bean show and took an off ramp at 88mph while reenacting a scene from back to the future in her mind

 

BBAD dies when Lilla comes back from the dead and uses BBADs raygun(?) against him

 

Canada is invading your state in about three minutes

you get runned over by an overweight quebec lady who is lookig for a poutine stand

 

^^^ i so wanted to rep you for that, but got frustrated because i couldn't so i came over to Canada and sat on your face, but not in a nice way.... smothered!

 

when you sat on my face I blew air into your rectum and exploded your intestines

 

you won the funniest hipster award and was on your way to the awards ceremony when suddenly Rollingalong appeared out of nowhere, and in a fit of jealous rage, he slammed into the side of your car... you veered off the road and to avoid hitting some children who were trick or treating, you bravely steered your vehicle into the path of oncoming traffic...

 

I sat on your face




..and farted ....


..you died laughing

 

you were learning Japanese and thought you'd practice on a Japanese guy who came to you with a car problem... you thought you were making small chit chat about the weather, but what you actually said was "you are a hairy girl, with a dumpling nose".... insulted, he drew his sword and beheaded you in an instant...

 

when I said we should have a swordfight you totally misunderstood what I meant

I grabbed my sword and you tried to fend me off with your plastic wiener

I won

 

well, you thought you'd won until i sprang up tearing my shirt open to reveal my mithril undergarments... realising you had no chance of defeating me you ran and ran and ran... when people saw you running with that devastated look of defeat shining in your eyes, they joined you, mistakingly thinking they were running for their lives... 394.6 miles later, someone asked you what you were running from, when you told them, they were so angry for wasting a few days of their busy lives, they ganged up on you and made a rather tasty soup from your fleshy parts to replace the calories you "stole from them"... (their words, not mine)

 

rabidly devoured by a gang of Buddhist Monks gone violent

 

dessert

 

tiny pin hole cuts from a prickly mustache

 

heart attack when you saw Lillally open her blouse to expose 15 NIPPLES !!!!