You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

bad herring

 

a giant sow landed on you from a great height... straight up the old vagina, never to be seen or heard of again...


(...note to self: talk to psychologist about current "vagina death" obsession)

 

Zigged when you should have zagged.

 

a trifle did it...

 

swallowed when you should have spit

 

electrocuted by your own highly active brain...

 

lack of a highly active brain

 

Was trying to suck himself off one day and he slipped a disk in his back. Unable to move he sat there naked for three days with his dick just one inch away from his face. He eventually starved to death.

 

was too close to the cliff-edge and tripped on his droopy foreskin...

 

chinese water torture

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_water_torture

 

mistaken for a credit card and he knew it was coming at some point, due to this financial situation.... snapped in two and dumped in the bin.... poor love...

 

you fell on your butt plug and suffered severe liver trauma...internally bled to death

 

drowned by fake cooter juice....

 

A whirling hurricane of lds, acid and liquified mushrooms. Funneled down your throat until your mind bursts like a popped ballon.

 

Crushed pelvis.

 

by this thing

 

bored to death from watching the WB ..

 

drive by. and the shooter was this guy...


guess he had beef with you.

 

scraped his knee and died of shock

 

the great monty python foot in the sky decided it was time for something completely different....