You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

heart attack during goat sex

 

poisoned elder berries.

 

i slit your throat with a butter knife

 

the gorilla at the zoo thought you were a frog

 

exploding bottom syndrome

 

scooter accident ...you get squished between the tail end of a double decker and the front end of a semi...what pieces of you survived the radiator grill were quickly disposed of by the engine fan

 

accidentally fell into a meat grinder at the polish sausage plant.

 

choked on a pair of used panties

 

fell head first into an outhouse hole

 

eaten alive by gerbils

 

you know that power feed surface planer you bought at that school auction?...ya,,that was a bad idea

 

Chokes on a dick.

 

bled to death when I bit off his dick

 

belly flop into small pool from 200ft. up.

 

head caught in power sunroof while traveling down the interstate

 

shoelace caught in the front wheel of your bicycle while traveling downhill at 50mph causing you to flip over the handle bars.

 

did that once but it was my whole foot




you were running and didnt see the missing man hole cover

 

climbed inside a really nice womans tightish vagina and has not been seen since.... missing presumed dead...

 

I sent you to north korea.

 

killed by psycho room mates