You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

sharted himself to dehydration

 

Was fixing my snowblower and I thought he said start it now.

 

slipped on some ice and broke her neck while kicking a bucket in her garage.

 

Falls out of an single engine airplane after getting a habanero pepper stuck going down the wrong pipe. Suffers a massive heart failure on the fall to the ground while watching the earth being ripped apart from being sucked into a black hole.

 

aneurysm

 

Dressed up as Mr Monster and tripped on his shoes, poor soul.

 

hydraulic woodsplitter accident


ok..Ill admit its not an accident but Ill try my best to make it look that way

 

Writes insurance policy excluding forum members.

Goes to buy his first goat and get a ram.......

 

overheated

 

over-eated

 

fell off a Shetland Pony into a herd of wild Haggis... Haggis don't like being fallen onto... can't even begin to describe in words what they did to him to hasten his demise... i will say this however... they are viscious, perverted little buggers with a penchant for manflesh... nasty business....

 

Eaten by a giant inflatable geco

 

killed by a rabbit while searching for the holy grail. i was a evil little rabbit with sharp pointy teeth.

 

sadly, you didn't realise quite how long an anteaters tongue was before you started the sexual encounter with one plucky little specimen....

 

beaten by an angry egg.

 

mashed by a potato with a chip on its shoulder...

 

crushed by pepper

 

dehydrated by a ton of salt that randomly fell from the sky straight onto your head...

 

Hepatitis C. Tough love.

 

tea bagged to death.