You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

found herself in a situation similar to that of the Donner Party. Her friends and relatives got a bit hungry after a while. Needless to say, she was dinner.

 

was cleaning the bathtub with some harsh chemicals. slipped and fell face first, corroding your face and burning your eyes. as you tried to walk to the phone to call for help you tripped over your cat down the stairs and broke your spine in half.

 

Decided to go traveling in south america. While hanging out by the Amazon river, you were caught up in some battle between the locals. Your choice was to be killed in their battle or to swim across the river. While in the river a couple piranas tried to turn you into lunch, however you managed to get to the other side of the river before they could eat you. But then you died a slow and painful death because some weird parasite crawled into one of your orifices. eww.

 

you and your friend were in a corn field at night... all the sudden theres a light, coming from everywhere it seems.. then you hear it..... a chain saw reving up.. you and your friend run back to the entrance where you came in... but its just more corn.... RRRREEEEARRRROOR the chain saw starts up... you start to run... you lose your friend in the chaos.. running, running, running... TRIP.... all the sudden silence.. then you look through the corn.... and see the crazy masked man with the chain saw... making out with your friend, and FROM BEHIND.. a tomb breaks open and you find the holy grail, but you have to go through all these trails.. and you end up dying on the 5th one in a sword battle against the skeleton king..

 

you fell into a vat of week old cum, but pretended that you did it on purpose, thereby igniting an old neighbourhood feud from like 25 years ago... sadly, you got caught in the crossfire...

 

you shot sheriff...but you did not shoot the deputy...and he shot you

 

you approached Big Bi Bob in all innocence and asked him for a fag... he misunderstood your intention... a meet was set up and on beholding what delights lay before you, you got lost like a child in a giant candy store... you never did find the door outta there... on some nights your ghostly voice can be heard wailing in the wind, but no one is quite sure whether they are wails of delight or absolute horror...

 

you laughed your arse off!

 

i replaced your bong water with gasoline and you burned from the inside out

 

spontaneous combustion, or was it... muAHAHAHHAH MUAHAHHASaAHAHAH SARAH

 

you inhaled a bee

 

a malicious mechanic unscrews your nuts

 

Falls out of a tree onto his head

 

I don't care, I just hope I die by suffocating in her cleavage.

 

death by motorboat

 

Awesome.

She dies when a real motorboat hits a wave wrong flies up over her (on her yacht) and slices her head open.

 

I have a yacht?

Awesome!

 

High-Fived a radioactive superhero ---> whole body cancer

 

couldn't help yourself and ate a whole village of pepperamis... the women and children too!!! executed by the state for mass meat murder...

 

drank some water in mexico