You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

pistachio overdose

 

World's tallest smokestack falls on your house.

 

Hunted in some man's wicked game

 

skull crushed by the hammer of thor

 

died in a field of daisies... evil daisies, that bite.

 

(cackles like the wicked witch of the west) Poppies.

 

MissEmma choked on M&M's

 

I can live with that.

BBAD was mistaken for a child molester and got thrown off a cliff by an angry mob of suburbian mothers.

 

actually is a child molester and will soon be shot in the face in a police raid

 

Got stabbed by a unicorn.

 

tried to make toast in the bathtub

 

sorry...I stepped on your throat with my hockey skates :leaving:

 

oops..I stepped on your throat too

 

Your hockey skates took on a life of their own. They tied you down with their laces and slit your throat with their blades. Yikes. What a way to go...

 

water main burst under them and it was a bloody muddy mess..

 

You were dared to take every drug known to man in the same day












BTW!! I snorted your ashes!

 

You got hooked to snorting ashes. Eventually you began robbing people's homes in hopes that they would have an urn or two lying around. You were caught and tried to escape by jumping through a window to get away and you ended up landing wrong on a large jagged piece of the glass. After you were dead, your loved ones were not sure whether you would have wanted to be buried or cremated, but due to all the recent stolen ashes cases, they decided to play it safe and have you buried.

 

Summoned the power of Zeus

 

Got eaten by a bear.

 

Tried to save 'The Earth' from the bear and got mauled as well.