You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

Ate Money

 

you were exploring the sewers and popped your head out of the manhole at the same moment the snowplow was driving over it

 

Choked while pretending to give a banana a blow job..

 

tripped on that banana peel and fell down numerous amounts of stairs.

 

Choked on your own mustache while shaving it off.

 

tryed to find a new high and snorted fireants, and thay stinged in your nose and throat and lungs, and you die foamin at the mouth :sifone:

 

took your new GF swimming

 

you drove a mini over one of those controlled stop lanes in London with those huge hydraulic posts that shoot up from the ground if you dont stop...and instead of stopping you it flipped the car right upside down with you under it

 

You trespassed.

 

a girl kicked something and it wasn't a bucket!

 

killed by her brother to save the family honor because of a fling she had with an ''older'' gentleman she met while on a diplomatic trip to canada whom she met on hf...

apparently he goes by the name ''rollingalong''

 

You were locked in the park by accident, so you climbed over the railings, but you slipped and a railing went up your ass and impaled you and emerged from your throat, knocking out your teeth so you couldn't eat, and died of starvation.

 

you wake up one morning to find that you are infact, a sprinkle, who had been dreaming of being human, but now your scooped up and put onto some pastachio icecream and eaten by that which you onced dreamt you were ^.^

 

shocked.

 

A coconut fell on your head. You were not killed by this, though you were knocked unconscious. When the coconut fell on your head, it broke open and you drowned in a very small puddle of coconut milk.

 

You're walking over an old bridge in a remote area of town, and fall through the rotting boards and get stuck. Surrounded by water, you are constantly reminded of your thirst, to the point of being driven mad. You die of starvation several days later.

 

You had to use the public toilets, and while you were weeing, the dreaded plug hole monster rose up and wound its tentacles around your neck, and strangled you as it drank your pee.

 

you sat down on the hot tub drain/pump inlet....it sucked you inside out.

 

you watched avatar and had a stroke.

 

You died of a multivitamin overdose.