You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

And my tree saw you and thought it was your fault, so he ran after you and kicked you to death!!!!

 

you later piss off the tree and it turns you into a broccoli plant with its tree voodoo, then me eats you ^.^

 

and you ate so much of it you got the shits and died!

 

your just mad cuz i ate ya...


you start life underground....then your roots sprout and you become a sappling ^.^ then you grow into a teen age tree, and into your teenage tree life, happily growing and taking in sun, a man with an ax kills you by chopping you in half and goes home to display you...


CHRISMAS TREES ARE MURDER :O

 

And you came to visit to get your gift when I came back to life and ate you all !!!!

 

kidnapped by sewer clown..

 

Alcohol poisoning!

 

Bird flu. Which by the way, is sooo out this year. It's all about the swine flu this season.

 

I wonderd what I was doing wrong!


you came neer to me and caught it, and on the way to the Dr, you dropped dead!

 

Haha, you had sex with a hobo and were the first to die from this newly discovered sexually transmitted disease which makes you talk in pig latin for about a month or so (you were wondering why the hobo wasn't making any sense, weren't you?) and then your heart just stops one day, and you had brilliant last words but nobody could decipher them because they were in pig latin.

 

ouyay ookedlay inway ethay irrormay andway awsay away igpay
ookinglay ackbay atway ouyay,ouyay ookedlay osay uchmay oremay
ettypray atthay ayway, ouyay iedday ofway ockshay.

 

I murdered you for making me read that

 

orrysay ossbay

 

Misunderstood to have said something offensive, get's shot.

 

tried to walk across killers crossing while high

 

Dies of a mary-jew-wana over dose.

 

Marijuana overdose...? Oh wait, it doesn't work like that. Okay, well, got really stoned and had an uncontrollable craving for jello. But then a mad scientist invented and ingredient something which basically turns into cement by the time it hits your stomach. He snuck into the jello factory and was caught, and most of the contaminated jello was destroyed, however one pack went missing. And ended up in your hands on a dark and rainy night where you were madly craving jello. And then it turned you insides into cement.
Yikes.

 

Oh, oops, you said exactly what I did... That was a response to the poster above you. I am not being a bitch and hating on your response.

 

Farted backwards and blew up your colon

 

your transported back to when computers took up entire rooms, and tryed to send the worlds first IM, and when, an hour later, its still being prossessed, you get pissed and kick it and the huge ass thing falls on you, crushing you horribly