You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

you became so famous even Bob Dylan was a fan of yours, but Willy Nelson got jealous and shot you!

 

last monday week, you lost your marbles... yesterday, you found them, but one was missing... you questioned everyone as to the lost marbles whereabouts, but to no avail... in a rabid frenzy, you marched to buckingham palace, forced your way in, and held the queens corgis to randsom. whilst your back was turned, one of them shape-shifted into a monster most vile, and you were dispatched immediately through instantaneous loss of blood...

 

one night you slept naked, and a rare spider had babys on your bumhole, they all crawled up and ate your pancreas.

 

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this is you and......this is Saddam with a dildo

you work it out

 

got caught lieing about Saddam, and disapeard

 

faced the firing squad for inflicting spelling atrocities on mankind

 

ate too many donuts and exploaded!

 

died in jail after being sentenced to twenty years for pleading guilty to hotlinking over 1000 images a week

 

went to where the wild things are....and they ate him !

 

discovered that she was a lesbian and got someone to drop a concrete slab on her head... (not all lesbians do this btw, just the ones that don't want to be)...

 

was pretending to be a Trandsformer but did it wrong and transformed into Saw V1

 

was gang raped and left for dead by a group of thuggish ants

 

died fighting the Figs in the Fig coup

 

drank febreeze because your pee smelled bad

 

tried to catch a ball in his mouth bcos his hands got tangled in his pockets but it came too fast and passed right through his head...

 

an antilope crashed through your window and landed on your neck and broke it.

 

it was a dead reindeer!!! and it was your doing, so santa set his little helpers on you... they dragged you to lapland, tied you to a christmas tree outside and pelted you with reindeer poo until you expired...

 

after I expired, I came back to haunt you, and you saw me behind you in the mirror and dropped dead in shock, no one found you and big rats ate your carcuss !

 

Tried to eat a Skittle dropped off of the Empire State building

 

Drowned to death in kitchen sink and/or global warming