You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

caught freshdacres mould disease ....but on her mouth

 

spent the night with Lucy an' never woke up

 

^^that's me with my dial-up connection.

neck broke 3 seconds later.

 

impaled yourself with a vintage absinthe bottle.

 

while you were sleeping, your "trifids" decided to give you a taste of your own medicine... you awoke to find yourself wrapped in paper and your hair alight, with a giant plant inhaling the toe-end... you were dust to dust, ashes to ashes in no time at all...

 

was brewing your own beer and fell in to the vat and got liquidized, they only noticed you missing when some one found your eye floating in their glass!

 

thats cute, but i don't smoke my plants.

 

while you were sleeping, your "trifids" decided to give you a taste of your own medicine... you didn't wake up at all because they'd turned you into lots of yummy little cookies...

 

drowned in oatmeal, with no brown sugar.

 

no brown sugar!! agh.


you are on mushrooms trying to drink the sunset and you get hit by a bus right after exclaiming "the sky tastes like nectarines!"

 

you win the lottery then stupidly dance into the street with glee.... only to be hit with a crazy newfy waving a canadian flag out the window

 

you stabbed someone with your toenails and got charged with death by toenail, and were put to death by drowning in nail polish remover!

 

your appendix ruptures while you watch 8 mexicans, 2 swedish, 3greeks, 5 geese, and a horse have a wild orgy

 

you were part of the orgy, and you went too far with the horse and died of internal bleeding.

 

you inherited a vodka factory and a horse farm from a long lost relative. you decided to get drunk with the horses and discovered they could hold their liquor(they're Russian horses). so you got them drunker. the ensuing hilarity was so overwhelming that you laughed so hard that your lungs exploded and your heart seized. you turned blue with glee and died in a puddle of horse piss smiling like an idiot.

 

you fall into a deep hole in the earth

 

you're wandering around in a daze, and get attacked by a group of gypsies.

 

Attacked by Oprah.