You must decide how the poster above you kicks the bucket.

From Botulism contracted at Central Park's Zoo.

 

he dressed as a seal.....to protest the seal hunt

 

On a black ops red flag covert mossad backed mission to find nuclear weapons in the East Midlands....It's the Middle East he was heading for, but he got lost and was tragically killed by a milk float on his way to the Airport.

 

he ironically died of a laughing fit hahahahahahahahahhaha

 

Naked skydiving, he lands in the cold ocean and swims to a dock, where he thinks he's safe... and then gets eaten by sharks.

 

his boyfriend donkey punched too hard

 

Got his ass stuck in the toilet, starved to death..

 

she farted in an enclosed room

 

Died during the surgery to remove him from his host twin...

His brother will now lead a normal life.

 

chuckwagon racing in Calgary

 

Rocket tricycle double back flip attempt over the Saint-Laurent

 

Accidentally fell on plastic spork whilst eating tapioca pudding.

 

Attempted to moonwalk on water

 

voted in Kabul

 

Tried to do a headstand on a treadmill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YKaW2WkaH8

 

Buys a Brand New Unlocked apple iPhone 3GS 16GB For $300USD - but it is a fake and blows them them up.

 

whilst milkin the ole goat, tripped over the bucket, then kicked the bucket....

 

Homicidal maniac mistook him for a sexy teenage girl...slasher-movie-style

 

forgot to set the parking brake..

 

Didn't read the warnings and used his hair dryer while sleeping.