You might be a stoner if...

You find the bong, but cannot for the life of you recall ever having a bong!

 

You can't find your lighter after filling the bong....;-)

 

. . . you buy seventeen lighters and place one in every location in your house that you know you will look when--not if--you can't find the one you just had in your hand.

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Best money you'll ever spend!

 

On the other hand:

. . . you place the seventeen lighters in different locations around your house, and even those are nowhere to be found when needed, except for one, and that one won't work. And you can't get your money back because you threw away the receipt! But you really didn't throw away the receipt; you just forgot where you put it.

 

You get onto the philosophy & religion forums and just stare at an empty response until you realize your too high for this...and back away. Slow.

 

. . . you're in a forum reading what someone wrote that you know is bullshit, and you want to log in and promptly get on their ass about it, but you can't recall your password.

 

You have to google words to be able to spell correctly so the other hf'ers won't think you're a buffoon......;-)

 

What daFug did I come in here for?

 

..you forget the song you were working on

 

?????

 

You get readly to leave a party and you can't find your keys, finally you do and then you can't find your car.....;-)

 

You post "www.google.com" as a status on Facebook without noticing it before its to late.

 

Worse... You can't find your keys because they are locked in the car you lost.

 

. . . you're on the phone with someone, there's a lengthy pause in the conversation, and you end up having to ask something like, "Uhh, is this Bob?" And it's not Bob!!

 

Someone calls and it someone you've known all your life, but you can't remember their name....;-)

 

. . . someone asks you when a certain thing happened, and you say, "I believe it was November sixteenth of last August."

 

You own a blacklight poster.

 

u have dreaedz

 

Ahahahahahaha made my day,

 

When you think your a Air-traffic Controller, Yelling at the planes to change direction as you stand on the corner, after you had beat up some garbage cans.........Stoned or ??