You might be a stoner if...

You go outside to check the mail without realizing you're neekid.....;-)

 

:ssmokeit:You might be a stoner if weed makes you forget what you're saying.
Not only that, but you might be a stoner if weed makes you forget what you're saying.

 

+pos rep......For That.............I Said +rep......For That......


Cheers Glen.

 

What was the question again?

 

when you leave your pizza in the shoe aisle at walmart and have to walk all the way back for it

 

You come up with this amazing thought, then forget what it was?...;-)

 

You go out and at some point, you don't have your keys.

 

You find yourself staring at the night sky for hours....

 

:ssmokeit:You might really be a stoner if weed helps you recall what you're saying.
Not only that, but you might be a stoner if you forget to take another toke.:sifone:

 

You have to remind yourself where your coffee got to

 

Nah.... Cups of coffee have legs and love to hide, it's their nature. Has nothing to do with being stoned. :coffee:

 

You look outside and wonder if someone is sneaking up on you.....

 

You forget you already posted on this stoner thread....;-)

 

you misplace your pants the night before

 

You wake up neekid in a field....;-)

 

yeah I think I was in the row next to yours
you wear slip on shoes so you don't have to tie them

 

you're getting high off the resin

 

you drink the bong water by mistake....;-0

 

Or on purpose.... :leaving:

 

You can't even find the bong.....;-)