You might be a stoner if...

if you speak mainly in what-ifs

i.e. what if we're actually aliens, etc

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k"]Whatcha talkin bout

 

you might be a stoner if you use the word dude and man alot heh heh
You are definitely a stoner when you have used old dirty bong water to put out fires.
"Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum, what might be right for you, may not be right for some....."

 

Awww, Man...

 

bring your computer to the yard so you can listen to music and get some work done, but just sit there watching the bees work..

 

force yourself to be sober while at work or important functions *blame the man*

 

duuuuuuuuuuuude
you could also be a stoner if you can sand a wooden deck with your tongue

 

you are constantly telling everyone, "chill out, man"

 

you keep repeating over and over, farout man.....;-)

 

Shit, I was stoner before I became stoner.

 

Hasn't that dang stop sign turned green yet?!

 

Getting stuck in traffic in a parking lot...

 

scwinggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hipforums has to remind you that you can't +rep the same post twice, 3 times in one day for the same damn post... true story

 

7 eleven employees know you by name..
true story

 

you take your eyes off your food and the next time to pick up your fork its cold..

:ssmokeit:

and you know you still eat it..

 

You might be a stoner if you space out and give your cat a bowl of coffee creamer.

 

If..your cats name is munchies....

 

You stop at green lights...

 

you might be a stoner if;

3PM you wake up
4;45 PM you try to cook eggs
5:30 PM have a fucking incredible phone conversation with your dad
6:45 walk to the pizza place
6:50 PM get distracted and and smoke-it-up in the back-alley with your friends who work at that amzing sushi place
8:20 PM finally get a pizza, even though it's only a 6-minute walk from your house
9:30-10:30 PM talk about Battlestar Galactica for 1 hour,
midnight maybe? oh shit! Jackson is cooking apple pancakes for some reason!???
1:00 AM jam on ukulele while your friends play guitars and piano and violin or whatever
2:30 AM cook pork sausage
4:00 AM watch a fucking incredible documentary about sneakers
6:00 AM talk to your friend about art