You might be a stoner if...

Haha certainly

 

I used to do this shit all the time when I was a young stoner.

Stop at a green light and wait for it to turn green.

 

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I had a really good one, but I forget what it was...

:sifone:

 

If you keep loosing your lighter only to have it fall out of your lap and hit the floor when you stand up too find it.


Happened to me at least 100 times.

 

....you listen to Dark Side of the Moon by candlelight, amused by the patterns on your stucco ceiling

 

the trick to keep the "man" at bay is to be high all of the time,then nobody will see anything different about you? hey it works for Willie nelson? he he he

 

me too it always sucks when your pipes there too

 

^ LMAO I was talking to my buddy on my cell phone, while i was finishing up some mid's. once done i "realized" i had lost my phone and my pipe. i exlpained to my budy that i would call hime back after i found my phone and my pipe. He hangs up not realizing the situation (he was hell ripped lol) i put my cell in my pocket, stand up and my lighter an glass pipe fall to the concrete. pipe now in a million pieces and i realize i was talking on my cell! I WAS BLOWED good needless to say.

 

Driving along a country road at night, millions of fireflys about, then pulling quickly over to the side of the road wondering....Where in the Hell am I, and Where in the Hell was I going?......Actually happened to me....;-D

 

You can't ever find ur car keys

 

you miss the turn home you make every day 3 times in a row

 

uhh ... what was the thread about again?

 

fuck it, gunna have sum soup nom nom nom :leaving:

 

You might be a stoner if;

-You're really into made for tv movies

-You eat a lot of popcorn

-You keep a box of tin foil in your room

-You don't own an alarm clock

-You eat off of paper plates

-You wear the same outfit three days in a row

-The most valuable thing you own is made of glass

-You do most of your reading on the toilet

-You take baths instead of showers

-The only paper in your wallet is rolling papers

-You find John Stewart funny

 

You might be a stoner if... You bend to tie your shoes, to realize that they're already tied, then forget again that they're tied, bend down again to tie them and wonder who tied your shoes

 

...If you are celebrating today as a holiday!

 

you have to turn around 4 times on average during any car ride because you zoned out and drove past your turns.

Your memory is comparable to your grandma's memory.

You say dude and man way too much

You randomly find weed in weird spots

You have a weird stoner laugh that you started out only using when high, but slowly its taken over your normal laugh.

You constantly find yourself smiling and nodding when someone is explaining something to you, only to realize after they're done that you zoned out through the whole thing and have no idea what they were talking about.

 

Hahaha! word

 

If you can ground score a bowl off your bedroom floor

 

you drink bong water when you are out of stash....;-D