You might be a stoner if...

I have seriously looked for my phone in a frenzy only to realize I was ON the phone while I was looking for it, complaining to my mother about how I can't find my goddamned phone. Real nice of her to not help me out! lol

 

when you start thinking your cat is mind reading to yuo.

 

Christ, I do that all the time.

 

^^ okay that song is hella funny sorry for anyone that gets offended by it

 

...when you put your phone in the refrigerator

...I know that one sounds kinda ridiculous, but i had to say it XD hehe

 

haha, that's worse than me. Sometimes I catch myself accidentally putting the cereal in the fridge when I'm putting the soymilk back.. but the phone! hehehe

 

What, you mean you're not supposed to put cereal in the fridge?!

 

hehe, I guess you could, but I like mine room temp. I keep cereal on TOP of the fridge in those clear plastic containers..

 

Nice job. I usually leave the cereal in the boxes and in a low cabinet. Now I'm so paranoid because I found bugs in one of the boxes lol. I keep them on top of the fridge now but the plastic containers...smart idea haha I'm such a nerd.

 

guilty

 

when you think your long haired buddy might be jesus XD

 

if you can't find the 'any' key

 

when you order 8 tacos at Jack in the Box

or when you've accidently smoked some hair

 

or when some of your clothes have a burnt corner.

 

when you talk about other great deals for food at other places when you just ordered food from jack in the box.

 

When you're so deep inside that you don't know if you'll ever come down.

Not rly funny but true!

 

omg! or silverware/plates! My friend she always has dishes in her purse!

 

if you live on hip forum...

 

omg I was talking on my cellphone, and I mentioned frantically to the person I was talking to that I had lost my phone, to which she replied "oh no really!"

 

I keep everything in the fridge, but I blame lack of cupboard space!