You Might Be A Hippie If…

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You Might Be A Hippie If…

Here's something from the old forums which I saved for my files and decided to bring back! (And BTW, kudos to Jeff Foxworthy).​

YOU MIGHT BE A HIPPIE IF…

If you live in a dingy old apartment with bricks and boards for furniture, drive a beat up rusty old car or van and own a $3,000 stereo No

If you have ever woken up in the middle of some forest wearing nothing but a headband AND you weren't drinking the night before NO

If breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless Yes

If you know what bong water tastes like Eww...

If you carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet Not since I last checked

If you’re named after some kind of flower or plant Nope

If you grow a beard because you're tired of being mistaken for a woman I am a woman

If you trespass onto private property to pick flowers. Ok. . .I admit to this, but I quit because I feel bad killilng the flowers

If you went to a concert the day before and cannot remember what songs were played or even who was headlining--but still insist it was "great" Nope

If you have ever been seen naked by more than 50 people and you weren't the person who was embarassed No, but I don't think I would be embarassed if 50 people saw me naked.

If you think that Janis Joplin or Grace Slick were hot back in the day Yeah, ok. . .admit to this too

If you talk to flowers and trees when you’re sober Yes, yes I do.

If you're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy Nah

If…oh dammit what was I talking about? Sometime...lol

If you've ever forgotten to show up at your own party I don't throw parties

If you can fall asleep in the mud under the rain Certainly could, and would probably enjoy it.

If you have pets named after the Chicago Seven Nope

If you own a small business and are closed on April 20th to observe the holiday Nah, but when I do open my business, it's a darn good idea!

If you object to being labeled a hippie Yeah, labels suck!

 

newo: this post is freakin' awesome, i love it!!

 

EM, if this doesn't certify you as a hippie nothing will!

 

lol going into ppls gardens is so tempting
i see some awesome gardens in my neighbourhood, shitty wooden homes with wonderful lush gardens...i just want to take of my thongs and lie down and sleep under their trees, but then i wake up from my dream and walk on
dammit

 

If a song comes to you in a dream... You... Might Be A Hippie.

 

Lmao thats me. Execpt the soy part.

All the good ol boys give me the evil eye, unless some of them are smoking my weed. And I do the same thing with lightning, lol.

 

If you're opposed to nuclear power, but think it's okay for Iran to develop it.

 

... if you reeeeek of patchouli.

... if the only reason you reek of patchouli is to cover up the scent of weed.

... if your baked right now.

 

I like this version more
How do you get a hippie out of your house?
Hide the food stamps under the soap.

Some dude in San Fran. was playing guitar, and the he told this one

 

dude, i that!

 

*lol*
sounds like me har har

 

if u dont like to toke alone and bring you dog along and even let him take a hit!

 

Edited April 24th, 2008. Some of these old answers .. WTF!


If you live in a dingy old apartment with bricks and boards for furniture, drive a beat up rusty old car or van and own a $3,000 stereo - No.

If you have ever woken up in the middle of some forest wearing nothing but a headband AND you weren't drinking the night before - No.

If breaking up with your girlfriend leaves you homeless - No.

If you know what bong water tastes like - No.

If you carry a picture of Gandhi in your wallet - No.

If you’re named after some kind of flower or plant - No.

If you grow a beard because you're tired of being mistaken for a woman - Haha, not anymore.

If you trespass onto private property to pick flowers. - I think that actually happened when I was a little kid.

If you went to a concert the day before and cannot remember what songs were played or even who was headlining--but still insist it was "great" - Well, I'd remember who was headlining but the rest, yup.

If you have ever been seen naked by more than 50 people and you weren't the person who was embarassed - Not a nudist.

If you think that Janis Joplin or Grace Slick were hot back in the day Grace was, yes.

If you talk to flowers and trees when you’re sober - I talked to a tree once while I was on pot. I don't smoke anymore, though

If you're at a funeral and you light a joint after the eulogy - Never been to a funeral.

If…oh dammit what was I talking about? Haha.

If you've ever forgotten to show up at your own party - No.

If you can fall asleep in the mud under the rain - Can't.

If you have pets named after the Chicago Seven - No pets.

If you own a small business and are closed on April 20th to observe the holiday - No.

If you object to being labeled a hippie - Yes. The way I look now, the labeler should have his head examined.

 

hahahaha this thread rawks!!!!!

 

If you think North Korea has just as much right to develop nuclear weapons as we do, because after all we have them and George W. Bush is just as bad as Kim Jong Il...

 

Somebody get this guy a medal...........

You might be a hippy if you......
Rigged your record player inside your VW.
Draw a peace sign or pot leaf everytime you pick up a pen.
Explain what every song that comes on was written about.
Know what burning a hub-cap means.
Hear drum circles when you are alone.
Ever looked at something and said, "this is the coolest thing I've ever seen".
Can build a bong out of a potato..........

my fav was the one about missing screens from your sink.

 

Haha! Mine was titled "Firesign Theater - Washington Irving Revisited?" ... and, I included the album "We're All Bozos On This Bus" with the report. (it's OK, I had a copy and a backup on reel-to-reel). Got a C, I'll bet she didn't even listen to the album.

 

my last big project was a huge essay...i wrote about the 60s era haight ashbury<3.

 

Hahahah that was great

 

if you get confused when someone asks you where your shoes are

if you learned how to recycle waterbottles into beads
if you can't remember when you last washed your pants
if they just call you crazy
if you can walk on hot summer pavement without cringing (ha, if you live in california)
if you're afraid to move out of california
if you are proud you don't know when you last shaved... and you're a woman