You Might Be A Hippie If…

A liberal isn't radical at all. On the otherhand, a radical is.

 

Haha, abotu the going on private property to pick flowers. Me and my best friend did that just last night. The woman came out of her house, luckily it was night.

We started running and she has this hill in her yard, and we fell and rolled down it with her staring at us. And then we took like 5 minutes trying to get up because we kept tripping over eachother trying to get away so fast... lol.

The woman just stood there like 'Wtf is going on...'

 

hahahahaha! that's awesome!

 

MY contribution!
You MIGHT be a Hippy if....
You recognize Newo's avatar for what it REALLY is!
Da Zig-Zag man!

 

hell yeah the zig-zag man. I was trying to figure that out.

 

Some, used to mistake it for Jesus. That was cool too.

 

A zigzag sounds pretty good right now, filled with nice yummy chronic

 

...if you have a beard simply because your too lazy to shave
...if youve ever been chased out of a cow field whilst mushroom hunting

 

No.

 

Lights, you're thinking the LAPD code. 420!

 

Here's a few I "borrowed" from the You know you're a stoner when... thread.


If you like to sleep in your van more than your bed.

If the late-night drive-thru attendants at all the local fast food restaurants know you by name

If you refer to a trip to Amsterdam as a pilgrimmage

If you keep pieces of tin foil or a couple empty baggies in your glove compartment, just in case you need them

If out of habit you pass your cigarette to whoever’s sitting next to you

If you’ve ever sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

If you can take a hit off of a joint, hold it in, then go brush your teeth, spit and gargle before exhaling.

If you name you children Bud, Herb, and Mary-Jane

If…..uhh…..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

 

...if you LOVE to live in a 3rd world country!

 

If pot is one of the ingrediants in your Thanksgiving turkey stuffing.


If your idea of foreplay is getting high together.

 

...If you still call it the Chicago Eight.

 

If you have these two items in your pad:
At least ONE "Peace" poster.
If the faucets in your apartment have NO screens and you know where they went.

 

You visit plumbing supply stores to see what pieces you can assemble into a pipe.

You remember when Marlboro 100's came in a gold and white box with the circle already perforated to punch out and stuff foil into!

You roll perfect cigarettes and carry Bugler or Kite tobacco around in a baggie.

You think EZ-Wider is for newbies and gummed papers are for apprentices.

You've ever felt the phone ring a split second before you heard it (and it was before buzzing—or any—cell phones existed).

 

Man, i am totally in to world peace. Like save the trees!!

 

IF you barter your services for a bowl. Ya MIGHT be a Hippy.

 

If your book report for English class is on The Electric Kool-aid Acid Test.